[jolly roger]

petty woman

yep kentys  at it again

[jolly roger]

hi my iname is steven i was born in 1n  1984

i was called the most boring  man on the planet by somebody called cosy

well that cant be true hes a liar

cos ive pmd flying kiwi and merlin beleive meo  they are more boring than me

oh i also talked to that diamond destiny chick but she went on and on and on about togs and duvets

so  i put the phone down on her

 

 

[jolly roger]

well jadey was ok actually  good thread this erm on line dating hmmm  ok

1,have you ever met anybody from here?

2,were they any good like rating fr5om 0 to ten

3 have you ever seen a jc baby?

4 ,would  you marry somebody from here?

5,do you think gerrys funny?

6  do you think  doa lives in the past?

7,,do you reckon radders will ever get a job?

8 do you think fair d should settle down  a bit?

9 do you think divine is a shitt mod?

i want somebody to do ten

 

 

[jolly roger]

the dirty doze

yep  our arrys still at it

[jolly roger]

ok lets go  part 2

the only person i ever got near was a witch

i thought we had something going but she turned into a proper b!tch

so i left the cave we were sharing,i t no longer felt like home hey i heard shes married now to a gnome

i had a bad illness once ,

but im over that now,i loved a girl once but i lost her somehow,i had a chat with the devil one night

and he seemed very interested in me,he said igot a job if i wanted but we just have to wait and see,i witnessed two foxes getting married i wished them all the best then tiredness took over me i needed, a rest when i woke up i was back again in the city no way could i  handle that i no longer had the capacity

i robbed a  womansbody from a grave it doesnt matter to me shes dead,i suppose its a form of dominance i keep her under my bed

i used to have money but i havent got any now,i used to have pride but i lost it somehow

there you go smeg,anybody else want a poem just ask me …….laters  xxx

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Smegly

[jolly roger]

yeh but

[jolly roger]

shakes head

[jolly roger]

not finished yet ge mate just having  j  break that ok with you chill yer beans bud

[jolly roger]

i see terra luna still doing 20%?

[jolly roger]

dirty  arry

harry  redknapp  refuses to take  any showers

even tho hes slobbing about on the couch

regaling us with his absolute  nonsense  on gogglebox

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