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  • #1140074

    i know where hes been,but im not saying

    you might  think im telling lies

    re are we mates

    ok then yeh but i need you to me a favour first. :good:

    #1140065

    er dunno about mates but lets see eh

    re being crap in bed

    thats no concern to me,cos im that great in bed even my nxt door neighbours light up a cig when im done*(paper thin walls)

    and they dont even smoke,

    #1140062

    ps whos this tom pepper geezer?

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    #1140020

    i bet you regret putting this thread on tracy

    6 days and no replies

    oh dear

    ive only replied cos i hate seeing ppl get the dreaded 0 replies

    its never actually happened to me

    but i get you might feel gutted and a bit shamefaced

    well what can i say? either put a decent thread on

    or just leave it to the professional boardsters ok

    yep love you loads xx

    but marks out of the threads you made

    its a 0 from me

    0/10

    must try harder

     

     

    dismissed.

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    #1139363

    this little ditty is a song but ive amended it to a poem

    its called the spirit of love

    i could never get a proper relationship going

    with any normal girl

    but now ive found somebody

    whos really out of this world

    frankly humans bore me now

    id much rather be with her

     

    out of all the women ive been with i know who i prefershe came and visited me one night

     

    ok it was a bit of a scare

    but whos bothered about that

    cos we are having an affair

    you see my gf is a ghostshes been dead about 14 years

    i cant talk to her tho cos she hasnt got any ears

    so the only way we can communicate is to make love all thru the night

    and we really make the most of it she has too go as soon as it gets lightl

    and when she goes im alone and so depressed  i cant wait for the night to watch her get undressed

    right i think i will stop there it dont seem the same without music

    but theres loads more but anyway to cut a long story short

    i want her to live she wants me to die

    so we made a deal. to live in limbo

    so i can bonk her in the sky

     

     

     

     

     

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    #1139127

    i realise this might be an unusual concept for most of youse

    but any chance  of  getting the thread back  on track please

    why does every thread have to descend into a bloody argument?

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    #1139118

    yeh bobbin me kex

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    #1139116

    woh dunno about that one smeg looks a bit eeekish to me :scratch:

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    #1139059

    i wonder if it would be possible to have a matchstick in mouth emo

    #1139058

    i got one for you bud

    give the kid a break by alice cooper

    i know its not a single but its on  one of  his albums called welcome to hell

    top song :good:

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