[jolly roger]

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

 

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

 

 

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budha

[jolly roger]

” bit quiet in the cafe”?

“yeh i broke my back when i  got pushed off a cliff but hey ho”

“im untouchable so i can say what i want to hosts”

anymore”?

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[jolly roger]

im dying to say names(but i wont)

but just for a laugh  lets see if you can suss out the so called regs from here (btw feel free to add) and it is a laugh so dont start kicking off

 

inpo my speakers are working now i can hear paul weller better now,

 

good morning from nz i just fell asleep  bye (sic) at the fire

 

gm “its cld here”>

 

“ive no idea where abdul is”

hi  its me smiley face 3

 

 

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[jolly roger]

i was in a restaurant the other night mr basris in blackpool

one of the only one thats open

i think they let me in cos of my vlogs about blackpool called walk on the wild side on you tube the wild side and i advertised them so free meal yeh mon

and this drunken eejit threw a prawn cocktail at my head

and said “and thats just for  starters mate”

some weirdos round here im telling you.

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budha

[jolly roger]

bout as funny as toothache you anchor

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budha

[jolly roger]

just get it walloped mate it be reet

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[jolly roger]

so many tales ok i dont beleive in god etc

but it doesnt do any harm if i pretend i do

as in rome and all that palaver

yeh ive volunteered for things just for the craic and the women like

 

but my eyes and ears esp perked up when they wanted people to decorate the local convent

see its always been my ambition to bed a nun

dont ask me wwhy ive no idea

in fact i used to be in a band called the beavers still gig sometimes

 

and i wrote a song about my time called dance sister dance would you like to hear it?

 

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[jolly roger]

and dont let anybody hamper your progress.

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[jolly roger]

aaah shurrup ye auld woman go and peg some clothes

[jolly roger]

budha wrote:

tbh…..i am not sure i have seen your side of the story belladonna….i am not sure Martin has either x x

Maybe your chance to let Martin and everyone know

good points here  but the tracy quote 1 strike out worrabout if im off my head one night and just talk bollox by accident whats the score then just saying like

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