king_strongbow

Episodes like that kill me m8, I miss the love of my life 

I once was a plasterer, I gave the job up when most of my clients called to say the walls I did were cracking…

My uncle killed himself last night, he drove his car into a lemon tree, he was always bitter & twisted…

You basically had a one-liner lol, our favourite Q :)

I love Star Wars movies, there out of this world :)

I have no idea what you are talking about, but… I watched an amazing movie last night, Crazy, Stupid, Love, Steve Carrel, fucking brilliant xx

I feel like crying :(

Amen…

Why was my girlfriend alone, why did the farmer leave his gate open that night, it’s now 4am, driving to work, there is a horse stood alone on a road, alone, weather permits, give us fog as that will un-focus us all, thank you Lord.. Let the love of my life drive into you, hit the horse she did, join the car, and die with us…

Thank you..

If it helps your mind you should take a break… Enjoy xmas and new year and come back 2018 

Same as GE, salad cream with mashed boiled eggs is nice, tastier and a better alternative to using butter.

I’d donate £0.11, but I want video footage that it happened lol