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hmm STAP lost 2 pounds, if he loses anymore cells he will have to be put down.

oh LUL i dont like how i look, i just dont want to get skinny for health reasons, to many people have eating disorders, certion poeple have them as they look at celeb/s and them mags, and they do what they say, but get to skinny, certion things in life should be banned, and i seem to lose wight easy so i mean if i put to stone i cud lose it with no prob.

Drinkers have a tendancy to push people away by being nasty to them.   His words don’t hurt me I cant take them seriously because I understand him.  It is a shame he wont admit hes NO DIFFERENT to the other people who drink.

Had to make it fit in with the line and rhyme with tea lol

Fink the birds trying to move in Linda lol xx

Hole in his pocket?

I think he was probably just naughty.

Dunno why me mate Saidy is still banned yet a nasty man abused Mooosey last night just like me abused me a few nights previous to that and in both instances calling us vile names like c*** and other nasty things and hes not banned.

I wont say his name as he will start ranting on here and might call me the C…[Read more]

Sorry I’m poem hog.

Years ago when I was breastfeeding I need to put cabbage down my bra, my ex brought me back a lettuce.

I can make it look like theres an invisible wall in front of me and do a bit of robot, I mean not that I am bragging or nuffink.

I had wondered why the itching, why the constant need to scratch

Apparently that happens, just before they…[Read more]

kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here

It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.

Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected…[Read more]

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.

Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat

Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat

She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat

I ran for the exit I stared at my feet

she got me on the high street pinned…[Read more]

my best xmas was when i tried to abolish xmas……………………………………………..i am a pessimsitic bast did u know……xmas to me should not be about gifts it should be about people we like and doing good games, and it is better when people get u gifts on non days like xmas, birthdays, etc, as it is not some expected habitual…[Read more]

Shes been at the windows her face looking in

Her head looks so massive because shes so thin

Her ring fell off and it went down the drain

I’m glad shes getting soaked in the pissing rain

I hope she leaves soon as I need a wee

And me mums complaining and wants her tea

Id wank in here to womans weekly

But when I jiggle about the stairs a…[Read more]

A toy record player.  I think it was fisherprice.

And later on a tape recorder and a guitar my dad got made for me with ivory pegs.

If the mocking bird don’t sing milkmans going to buy you a tea towel with the blackpool tower on it