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I am quite sure that he can speak for himself darling unless you are married and its now the royal ‘we’.

Best to keep out my way sometimes linds.

Awwwwww love you too doll.

Lets ‘leave it there’ what are you? the ‘lets leave it there police?’ lol

Gosh, so many chat men here are such players, bounders, cads and ragamuffins.  Wont say who of course.  I will just ‘leave it there’.

I have a really good idea where you can stick your ‘humility’ too darling xxx

May the force be with you too, such a true gent you are aren’t you awwwwww xxxx

Well you ‘started it’ Mister q.  And there was me thinking you were a friend.

Good to know sausage, thanks.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.  I am not an idiot regardless of your opinions mister.  Bit rude of you there mate.  Why did you bother to even write that remark if you think we are idiots?

Take your own advice perhaps ducky?

Well GE, Blossom did sniff out my penis long before anyone else did.

She is always right is old Bloss.

Dave, Cardiff

don’t forget to leave your first name off ya details aye hahaha

LOL thanks King for saying I am pretty xxx  Not sure what relevance that has to your thread though lol xxx

My name isn’t really Sarah btw, its Dave.  They were right all along, I am a man who lives in Cardiff and I talk funny.  I’ve been hiding my secret willy all this time, boobs are fake, I am really a triple A cup.  Anyone who has seen me on…[Read more]

Well personally I have more important things to think about than such pettiness lol.  No offence but I don’t care what your name is either GE.  What is the big deal LMFAO.

Get a life people ffs.

linda btw I know your a stickler for facts kes was filmed in Barnsley ever heard of that marvellous city? I imagine you thought what is this strange dialect? we have a few chatters from the fair city of barsnley in chat linda I’m no doctor linda but the phrase something in the water springs to mind

PS only Martin can delete posts Clive darling.  Sorry I hope you don’t mind me calling you Clive, Clive lol

Gosh another numpty lol

Hey everyone, lets all put our hands up who actually gives a dead rats crap what anyones name is here!!!!

I am so bloody interested in peoples real names – NOT, is anyone here really that important enough to need to hide their first name?????

Well my name is SARAH but please don’t tell anyone, I may have people call me…[Read more]

linda where shall I begin firstly thanks for your empathy again if Spielberg of blackpool north cant find a place for us so be it ive found myself nodding sagely to sevral of your points what fantanstic news you are a autograph buff! I was introduced to this world by my father a few of his friends and him great guys btwthey would hide behind a…[Read more]

Please don’t worry this King, you are a lovely bloke x If it means anything to you, I am always here for you and I will always have your back xxx

I know you, message me any time you need xx

no business like show business radish! before you and blossom ask yes I do now jed from kes and yes I can get autographs linda I’m glad you enjoyed the film and thanks for looking at my acting cv I’m sensing you have twigged orson doesnot have a thespian background unlike myself you no full well hes probably got a orange school chair from the 80s…[Read more]

hows this for a just chat story ive been on the really wild show 1988 good the bad and ugly 1966 I was a extra htv news west 1993 and ive done aladin Weston super mare playhouse however I was never asked back word of advice orson eric cantona was offered a trial at sheff Wednesday before he joined leeds I don’t do trials he said