[Melody]

Just had to wedge myself between my bro in laws car and the kerb and push…. God that opened up my lungs!

[Melody]

I had impure thoughts when I typed ‘sunk in’

Am glad it’s not just me with the durteeeee mind lol

[Melody]

My mum used to tell me and my siblings that a baby was the nicest thing you could catch from unprotected sex…

It worked..

Out of 7 of us none of us had a teen pregnancy!

I remember…

AIDS can kill so don’t be silly, put a condom on your willy…

considering I was a child in the 80s it musta sunk in!

[Melody]

I went into the lobby yesterday…

didn’t think much to the bell boy and the conceirge was rubbish.. couldn’t fix me up with anything I wanted..

[Melody]

We had loads earlier today and I risked taking my car out and taking the kids to school as we live about 3 miles from the school.. when the weather closed in I decided to go and get the kids early in case it got too bad…. So annoyed!! The teacher who opened the door to me told me I had no excuse to collect them early as I only live and then she said my area of town! How rude is that!! She said she had walked from my area and had left the house at 6.50am to get to work.. and implied I should do the same.. so I said to her that was good for her but with a 5 year old I had no intention of doing the same walk. To top it off I had to dig my car back into my space lol…. Got stuck on snow mountain I created digging it out!!!

Thanks to the 2 lovely young men who came to my rescue and pushed me…

Chivalry is not dead!

So my word is…
CHIVALRY yay

[Melody]

My sisters neighbour has had their conservatory roof implode with the weight of the snow..
now I would estimate that we have had about 18 inches of the white stuff here, judging by whats been on my car each day and that… OH NO I am wrong my sister informs me that the insurance assessor came out today and recorded onto the forms accumulative snow fall of 38 inches!!! That is how much has actually fell…. not necessarily lay though or may have melted back… they use the info given from met office data..

OMG 38 INCHES!!!! :shock:

[Melody]

@rubyred wrote:

CabinFever.

I hear ya sista x

[Melody]

Blizzard!!!!

[Melody]

The idea of another war fills me with horror to be honest. That’s all I have to say on the matter.

[Melody]

@toybulldog wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@killer_queen wrote:

Hi folks thought about time updated my old pic

if anyone anything nasty to say well look in the mirror saddos lol and post your own pic if you dare lol

KQ xxxxxxx

That Morrisons tabard you wear on the checkout doesn’t suit you. :D

Panda you have no idea as to how ugly you appear, and any picture simply wouldn’t do you justice.

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I think KQ looks lovely. So smiley! Nice to put faces to names I have seen

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