Teresa may is driving in the countryside in a chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow runs out in the road and they hit it full on.
Teresa in her normal charming manner, says to the chauffeur,
You get out and check you were driving.
Yep the cows dead said the chauffeur, you were driving you go tell the farmer says may.
6 hours later he returns totally drunk, hair ruffled, red faced, sporting a huge grin.
Good lord said Teresa what on earth has happened to you?
Well says the chauffeur when I got there the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, wife made me a slap up meal, then the daughter made love to me!
What on earth do you say asks Teresa?
Well I knocked on the farmers door he said and I said hello im Teresa mays driver and I just killed the cow.