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Teresa may is driving in the countryside in a chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow runs out in the road and they hit it full on.
Teresa in her normal charming manner, says to the chauffeur,
You get out and check you were driving.
Yep the cows dead said the chauffeur, you were driving you go tell the farmer says may.
6 hours later he returns totally drunk, hair ruffled, red faced, sporting a huge grin.
Good lord said Teresa what on earth has happened to you?
Well says the chauffeur when I got there the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, wife made me a slap up meal, then the daughter made love to me!
What on earth do you say asks Teresa?
Well I knocked on the farmers door he said and I said hello im Teresa mays driver and I just killed the cow.
Sorry skep about asking you about stockpiling soup on the wrong thread firstly.
But this does intrest me about the people you no hoarding food.
Not many foods have a shelf life just intrested what they are stockpiling.
Just out of intrest skep I was wondering what food you are going to stockpile?
Is it soup?
Ge im pretty sure it was ham or beef, so im 23p richer.
That compensates for losing 50 on the horses.
0 0 half time.
As I say in this day and age any animal slaughtered in a religious ceremony is backwards in my book.
Love to talk more football duties im eating a burger as we speak.
Im going along with thin here the barbaric ritual religious ceremony of slaughtering animals in this day and age simply isn’t right.
Slitting throats and hung upside down then they are blessed to add insult to injury.
Also only muslims can work in hallal slaughterhouses.
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I agree with you there skep huckling is common.
The guys that did huckle weren’t anything you will see outside the house of commons anyday of the week.
Another example of this is when ian bone a ultra left winger from Bristol went to Jacob rees moggs house and started saying all sorts of rubbish infront of his young children.
How mogg was a horrible man, racist, paying his nanny a fiver a hour etc.
2 days later mr bones daughter went on radio Bristol saying he was a terrible father, never paid a penny towards her upkeep, never saw her, and was not a nice guy.
Mr bone also has history of going to eton college and confronting 14 year old upper class schoolboys.
sooner some of these nutcases get locked up the better.
Say whatever you like I don’t mind.
Fact of the matter is you are so fat you don’t fit on a toilet and you have to take a dump in the shower.
As for you mocking others chatters looks, talk about pot and kettle.
You a nasty fat drunken heifer with one dress and furniture from the 1970s.
Lets not get on to how many chins you got.
You should contact the Guinness book of records infact
You are so fat and gross.
I will enjoy my morning thank you.
Just going to shower infact.
My shower is very clean no mould.
Some people are filthy animals.
