mischievous

Its a funny story ruby lol x

weren’t vol a vonts an integralmember of any 80s wedding buffet?

id also like to acknowledge limpy bob aka thin rides and that just nothing

thin behave

rides yeh mon

just nothing er  yeh good post!  thing what you may not realise is,you are on the boards not chat there is no need to rush so slam on the brakes slow down man

sort your grammar out then I might not sure but I may converse with you

depends w…[Read more]

no I haven’t  but I have heard of if at first you don’t succeed fuck it move on.

I feel the need to apologise for using the word ‘damaged’.

Sometimes I should keep my opinions to myself.

I have many faults one is I am too judgemental at times.

I am 44 old enough to start living in the ‘real world’ but if this is the ‘real world’ then I’d  rather not live in it at all.

Hence why, I don’t.

hang on sairs let me put my head on straight

I wanna explain what I mean

give us 5 yeh

BALLS

Read it wrong

Dammit.

Oh well I write crap when I’m drunk, now I’ve misread and written crap sober.

Soz

I would probably have ended up saying that anyways.

no come on lets be fair I have no guilt what I typed

and one thing I do is never take offence or take it personally

im just a face in the crowd

I like rammo sound guy he typed as he saw respect mon.

maybe I was a bit wrong that ari cheats

im sure he doesnt

maybe im just pissed off and frustrated that I don’t get more points

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I can always get what I want?  You mean sex?

Yes I like most women can get a grotty bunk up with some man who doesn’t give a crap about us and will try to use us like some human blow up doll and not bother ringing us the next day?

How lucky us woman are.

If only I had no self respect.  Id be having a  whale of a time aye?

Some men are so de…[Read more]

YEH but you cant always get what you want though mizzy

don’t start giving me that lispy violet Elizabeth bottesque nonsense again.

nodding grin to our rubes

love bubble?

mmm I wish.xxx

There are many women looking for that too.

How unromantic, makes me sad.  I know,  its one of  my ‘issues’.

Personally, I’d much prefer mutual and love respect and the want to spend the rest of my life with someone who wants me for forever back.

I want to meet someone who enjoys doing day to day things with me, like shopping and going out fo…[Read more]

There are many women looking for that too.

How unromantic, makes me sad.  I know,  its one of  my ‘issues’.

Personally, I’d much prefer mutual and love respect and the want to spend the rest of my life with someone who wants me for forever back.

I want to meet someone who enjoys doing day to day things with me, like shopping and going out fo…[Read more]

im also very fond

of saying g,0.0.m.s

when people get on my threps

and when im really well rather irate

I say G,O,O,M,F,S

heres another one I like I even say it loud  in public lotsoffuckinlaughs

I know the lol word means something else

but I prefer the sweary version

LOFL

im just looking for friends with benefits that’s all,

i love you linda you never leave me replieless

no ge never turned up ..did you really think he would have.

Oh, and if she is  ‘lovely’ why do you want to  go and meet other women?

Arent you a bit old now to be a bounder and a cad?

Are you Peter Pan?