mischievous

the postman always rings twice

but not at borns he doesn’t he rings once and his dragged in with his sack over his head

but our intrepid postman turns the tables and puts the sack over her head

coughs empties his sack then puts the rest of his letters in a few lidls carrier bags he finds lying about on our raven beauties encrusted carpet

and…[Read more]

whiskey galore

moons husband goes away on a 3 day fishing trip

and its all round to hers.

the untouchables

American mid west house wife tries to pm the author of this thread but gets completely ignored.

confessions of a window cleaner

milky  sick of talking utter tosh ,finally gets off his arse and  buys a chamois leather and a bucket

and sets up a window cleaning round,in a desperate attempt to peer thru trubs window.

all the boys love mandy laney

which in fact they don’t so in a fit of pique laney packs her karaoke gear away

and goes over the water to find love and marriage

then tells all the boys in jc

look what you could have won.

carry on camping

mr q gets his bike out of the shed after being inspired after reading an enid blyton novel

and calls on his mates Julian dick,ann and the slightly butch george

and cycle to devon and stay on a farm where they have lashings and lashings of ginger beer

and timmy the dog sniffs out a escaped murderer hiding in a barn.

hmm.

Never watched GOT’s….youngest keeps banging on about it and I’m to get the box set and watch it are his orders…

so watch this space (in about 4 yrs time)

People who constantly say they are not liars…..you often find they are

People who talk on the phone for ages….hate it myself so find it such a chore

I’m sure there are many more cant think of any right now

these are my pet hates in chat blossoms monkey troupe no prizes for guessing the brains in the operation there I also dislike staplers t shirt ive tried buying it off him a few times number 3 is flying kiwis guesting skills they sure leave a lot to be desired

these things really get my goat white socks, uri geller ,Tupperware, people talking loudly on phones in trains heard a cracker the other day this Charlie in accounts sounded a right cad I digress door to door salemans and myself have crossed swords a few times I’m like no I don’t live here and they say whens the owner back don’t cross examine my…[Read more]

I am truly touched……..

Had op first thing monday morning,  was discharged into family care tuesday afternoon.

was worse than my neuro surgeon thought but he has done his best and hopefully the fusion, cage and degunking of my spinal cord will at least mean it wont get any worse paralysis wise.

i do have a little feeling back in places but…[Read more]

Sounds nice x

Oh Linda you make me laugh so much.  Shall me and you start a totally f**king doo lally club together pml.

They will send the special bus for us and  we can lick the windows as a team. ROFL

Be calm Linds xxx You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone.

Much like me they probably wouldn’t understand half of it anyway – just kidding xxx

Sometimes its better to laugh, even when all you want to do is to cry xx

Its all pantomime honey x

He’s behind you x