Mr Fishy

lovely innit i have one or 2 every morning before i go out it gets my head in gear.

right im not talking to you im going to bed its 2 am talk to me tomorrow when youre sober goodfuckinnight xx

one of my stand up gags that sorry.

im at aloss here its the same when that nobhead obviously i cant mention names its against the rules oh go on then kiwi said stop butting into peoples convos cosy er hello im not cosy anymore and secondly its a chat site you thick tw@t he really needs to stop shagging sheep that clown its messing with his head LET ME TELL YOU I DO NOT TRESPASS IM…[Read more]

breaking news in fact very sad news indeed lau has stepped down from being a mod apparently and i quote “im sorry to say  im not a mod anymore i just cant take the pressure anymore everybody taking the piss out of me ive got 3 kids im not well and every rogue and scally wants to say ive fucked a mod but im not like that i have principles yeh fuck…[Read more]

happy cooking,but dont think youre off the hook you cheeky madam.

i see you more as oh whats her name now? id know if it if you said ravi summat or other i give you some clues ok?

shes a co presenter on gmtv

think but im not sure cos i dont watch it been on come dancing or worrever?

hi kingsley ive got loads of poems of mine in the arts room might not be your kind off stuff but hey ho each to their own eh?

i remember you when you first joined here you reminded me of alice in blunderland bumbling about talking gibberish but i somehow knew you wanted to learn about british “culture” and maybe  you were trying to hard plus the fact nobody knew who the fuck  you were so i decided because you seemed a decent sort to take you under my wing and teach you t…[Read more]

charming

not exactly the woman id take to mothers for sunday dinner are you?

dickhead you wouldnt have lasted 5 minutes in there..

problem is tho linda i get who you are on about but hes a good mate of mine hes been good to me erm omg where do i go from here?nah i cant talk about ppl behind their back big no no for me,but also i feel for you,youre disappointments,let downs etc maybe its just the distance tween you two like its highly unlikely he just say hang on pop the…[Read more]

this is why you totally piss me off kenty sometimes it wasnt like that at all we had some of the greatest  intelligent boardies in there fast cars,pats my rubes,diane,sgt pepper erm moon maybe not moon lol xxx rip er lucky,tinks tic tax tiggy /catmanblue,me,silent knight cymoril lex etc loads of em who were sick of the puritanical ways of just…[Read more]

it takes two to tango tho?

ps this thread is dedicated to sir robert of middleton aka thin ice aka limpy bob and also to good friend of mineto all the older readers the one and only sunny xxxgreat woman her she once was a mod on pats chat she lasted about a week everybody just tore the piss out of her bless so she resigned lol  aah.

IM quite looking forward to tonight,ive rounded up some new recruits,what it was i was doing my usual friday night stint(stand up comedian)beenh doing it for years its easy really,few gags,bit of karaoke and i just get pissed with the audience nobody wants a miserable barstard on stage do they?its not like we are on telly,just a big hotel,so there…[Read more]

oh yeh sorry mate.

hi soms, nice hol,right thats the niceties over wtf you mean youd go as axl rose you bald tw@t i mean if you went in next sunday

oh bonus question women only axl rose is an anagram of what?

winner gets to share a cheap sleazy hotel  in blackpool with me.