Mr Fishy

Isla. Cos she loves the kitchen island and the hob! Dont let kenty see this one fgs.

Hitler n Garf.

Clonkyyyyyyy.

Short name, you’re proper in forrit.

I always know where Abdul is.  Usually, face down in a river, under a railway bridge. ( working, not floating  )

” bit quiet in the cafe”?

“yeh i broke my back when i  got pushed off a cliff but hey ho”

“im untouchable so i can say what i want to hosts”

anymore”?

im dying to say names(but i wont)

but just for a laugh  lets see if you can suss out the so called regs from here (btw feel free to add) and it is a laugh so dont start kicking off

inpo my speakers are working now i can hear paul weller better now,

good morning from nz i just fell asleep  bye (sic) at the fire

gm “its cld h…[Read more]

Thank you rosanna, I’m up for all suggestions.  I’m doing a Mother’s Day tea box this weekend and have completely sold out!   They don’t even know what they are getting yet as told them it would be pot luck!   Needless to say I’m going to be very busy this weekend so it’s good I’m an early riser!

More power to you LD i hope you do well in your business .i found some good ideas in Australian womens weekly cook books barbeque cookbook .They had a little section about picnics and suggested a flask of soup,seasoned chicken drumsticks,coleslaw,carrott cake .They  are very eighties style cookbooks but have great recipes in them > Good luck in…[Read more]

réchauffé

oh ps and he lost me   my  job and reported me to the police

and you wonder why i dont like him?

i wont swear but you can guess what i call him.

ok bit harsh i know sorry but,,,,oohh i just dont like him

why?

1,he tried to bonk my gf

2 he didnt but pretended he did

3 ooh fck it cba lifes to short if he wants to be a nobrot all his life up to him innit.

kin nobhead bob youve been truly rinsed

now dont start or me and buds willraise the bar

how dare you cant think of a word ……. oh i know erm

oh thats it ignoramus

,o,o,m,s

pick on nessie again lad and youre gonna end up the wrong side of a slap now grow up fck off  g,o,o,m,fs dismissed.

i was in a restaurant the other night mr basris in blackpool

one of the only one thats open

i think they let me in cos of my vlogs about blackpool called walk on the wild side on you tube the wild side and i advertised them so free meal yeh mon

and this drunken eejit threw a prawn cocktail at my head

and said “and thats just for  starters…[Read more]

bout as funny as toothache you anchor