Mr Fishy

hii love everybody  i dont care  if i disrupt any topic

just thought id tell you i love you all xoxoxoxox

bbl just need to put my buns in the oven

xoxoxox

lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x

lol right whos next?

hi im a 70 year old  tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me  yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors

but only cos i want my rigging  fixed”

” hi  im 64  but still suffer from nosebleeds any advice”

hi im dreyfer

heres how it went (i know i said no namesbut yanno )

me ” oh hi drafes  ltns how you doingpal”dre yeh not bad musnt grumble you know

me “know what”?

dre “well its just my owner/master  hes ok hes a good guy but he can see im dying to go out and yet he still keeps frantically typing on his keyboard talking nonsense i just dont k…[Read more]

what best bits?

helen psst dont say nowt

hi people may know me by a female name  but im reallly a mexican bricklayer called pablo

didnt  know how to escape my adobe

so i thought oh iknow  just join jc

hopped over the wall and here i am hi

hi bit stoned at the mo

but ive got the biggest ears this side of the  mason dixon line

prince charles has fux on me

yeh hi im in a rock band got about a million  chicks man

i rehearse and do gigs every night

its a wonder with my heavy schedule i find the time  to type here 24/7hings

hi im a romanian refugee called stanislav

i enjoy  dre…[Read more]

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

My dearest Ge. The 545536775.5 feral cats have 3 of their own little cat houses.  Unfortunately they prefer INSIDE the gaff and I adore em so they’re welcome. This is a photo of Trevor. He ALWAYS gets in my case when I’m getting ready to come home. Another crying session for me!!!!

I suppose the place is rent-able but it’s not completed outside. Up those outside stairs, theres a flat roof terrace. I’ll put a photo up. The pergola is complete ( but of course I’ve made sheer curtains for it), and the outdoor fireplace needs render and tiles. Pizza oven to the right of fireplace to be started and a long timber table n benches…[Read more]

Love the cats rogue       

It’s where I disappear to in Tunisia. Its work I should add,  not holidaying! Short name!

Isla. Cos she loves the kitchen island and the hob! Dont let kenty see this one fgs.

Hitler n Garf.

Clonkyyyyyyy.

Short name, you’re proper in forrit.

I always know where Abdul is.  Usually, face down in a river, under a railway bridge. ( working, not floating  )