orson kart

not for the first time,and I doubt it will be the last,I got a thread title wrong,(im thinking of hiring a proof reader,yes im aware of the job discrimination law,but
applicant must be female
fit
warm and accommodating
and a good cook.
yep just checked…cook
of course I meant rooms v boards
but luckily you all understood me (for once)
myself im a…[Read more]

I attended the same school as martin,but he is 2 years older than me,and when he was head prefect he once gave me a 100 lines

whilst I was in the merchant navy,one trip my head wobbled a bit and I ended up in a Japanese asylum in kobe

I was once married to thin ice, but it all ended in tears when he found out that it was me who shot his horse.

oh and god forbid anybody answers why?

my next door neighbour accused me of stealing her nickers off her washing line
she came right at me pointing fingers and that
i nearly shat her pants

and they slag essex off ange,seems to me herts needs a good eejit shakedown.

soz marts me spacebar was playing me up
but its alright now
cheers
how are you anyway are you alright?

oddly enough there was a phone in show on radio manchester the other day about pegs
and well no blokes rang up,well apart from me,but i ring them up every day 0161,228,2255
couldnt get a word in edgeways,,im a single bloke do me own pegging out,and no i dont do colour coordinated pegs,there was even one women on who pegs their washing out…[Read more]

and whos ernie?

right ok on the orders of princess arc i will play nice
apart from reason,im not having a “dig ather”
shes having a “pop”
at me
forcing me to flounce

so iwas right bloss
your silence is deafe(ffs cant spell tis
is it deafeanting orsummat
soz im a bit fick innit

Ah shrrup arc give me an exy

are you saying he is cage arc,,that clown who said he was inthe sas
and bob outed him
he was a cook at catterick army camp
looks like bilko?

well fck me sideways and call me bethany.

stoneman theresa blast from the past

soz reason but ifyou know me from many eons ago

respect

still dont know who you are luv
cupla xxxs just in case

er anyway,boards are a bit quiet
so i thought,id grab the oppurtunity to ask you
how are you bloss x,did you and his nibs
manage to sort “it” out?

bienvenido abordo polo xx

its not so much im being petty reezer,its just a foible of mine
all im saying is it wouldnt happen on my site

oh ps what women?
just looked in my inbox
nothing

also noticed ihavent got any friends.

the same thing that pisses me off every day
this thread title
the general concensus ofchat sites is do not swear in a thread title
swear allyou want after
it wouldnt happen on blue moon,im telling youse.