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orson kart started the topic ID LIKE TO THANK MY MATE MILKY in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

for his tip memories on his Bristol thread I to lived near a tip and his remininces stirred up memories of my first true love

in fact it was the first ever poem I wrote

its called

love at the tip

it was amongst the broken bottles and cans

that’s where I met my first true love

she was rooting around in a bin

looking as picturesque as…[Read more]
orson kart replied to the topic The poster known as cry baby to admin "Hugs and Winks" in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

easiest vote ever that

ps wheres your poem about him, mines done.
orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago
orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago
orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

;eyes;:
orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

best I could do k,but the thoughts there hope you appreciate the humour

course I will contribute xx xx
orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago
orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago
orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

well that’s probably because you are…come on mate not being funny with you but youre exactly the brightest bulb in the hallway are you?
you never seem to make sense to me
how old are you?
orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

its a bit intricate tbh babs man
best way to explain it to you is,i just grab a load of chords,sort of shake them in my palms then chuck em in the air and whatever lands and I catch
I just play that

the music isn’t that important to me…well it is but
my lyrics are more important to me,because I can get my words across to people,who I want to…[Read more]
orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

lol sairs
orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

part 2

well im gonna kill em all,im the man to do it
I was gonna rob a bank,but I went and blew it
cos when I got there the police already knew it
down to touts,yeh down to touts
well im gonna break myself a nose
you gotta break a nose sometimes

in fact im gonna grab myself a grass
and stick bottles up his _ass
im gonna get me a nark
and bury…[Read more]
orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

c with a bit of d and e minor
orson kart started the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

IT is one of my songs but I will put it in poem form oh any resemblance to a reg in here is purely coincidental.

well they start off so small
being monitors in the hall
raising their hands in classrooms and telling teachers the news
but they always gave me the blues,with their highly polished shoes
they never pushed in ,in queues
while telling…[Read more]
orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

bet you were the kid in the playground hugs who always got battered
and your satchel thrown in a puddle

for snitching,
orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

and phil the curtain twitcher strikes again
is there anything you don’t miss or report back to ghq?
you remind me of that paul whitehouse sketch where he skits Michael caine

im a nosy neighbour.
orson kart replied to the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

just checking scores hang on im in pain

tonight ive got toothache

ok
1,well its none other than wannabbe guide ram
2,oh its mr head boy of the school for 3 years running(he kept going back for more floggings the boy with the sidesplitting hilarious name ariston
3 yeh her who cows down to the jc massif.

shakes head how old are youse.
orson kart started the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

I put it in here I don’t want to ruin my sticky on gds quiz
ok eyes down look in
q1,who said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q2,who uncannily also said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q3,who said ok I will buckle down to you even tho im a guide and its my quiz?
orson kart started the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

I put it in here I don’t want to ruin my sticky on gds quiz
ok eyes down look in
q1,who said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q2,who uncannily also said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q3,who said ok I will buckle down to you even tho im a guide and its my quiz?
orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards 8 years ago

no I don’t eks no me and you have chatted for eons and always got on,but you know what and who im referring to
don’t play the wide eyed innocent lamb with me bubba..
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