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Jokes cheer people up

You’re a taxi lol

You too babe, now my mums settled I just need to get rid of this cold and get my voice back and maybe we can meet up for that coffee sometime x

Since I am single and can meet people for coffee lol

Black passports are for African countries with anti-colonial policies.

Maybe coa this one has so many pages already or maybe they just felt like it.

Plums

I enjoy a good lick on a rocket.

Bluddy Mexican’s

A black one would match my clothes.

Better weather and more fun people, the hotel was a bit nicer too x

I’d go back there but I may never return to Malta x

Is that Cockney slang for something lol

What was the question hugs lol

Irritation

Breasts

me too

well shes had so many husbands I mean look at her, shes gobby and rude and not much to look at but I admire her so much cos I couldn’t even get one to marry me pml

I don’t like coleen she seems to want people to feel sorry for her and seems to take shit from men so I cant respect her, I suppose I just took an instant dislike for her especially…[Read more]

wow

anyone notice how linda makes sense when milky logs into her account?

the transformation between oopse, hee hee and wheres my banana gone and the sudden change to an intelligent remark and making sense without the ha has?

I say intelligent as I’m being kind obviously

so who is sharing accounts now?

seriously could linda ever come out…[Read more]

well I will have you all know I had singing lessons and guitar lessons and once I sat on a canoe and sang misty waters by the kinks and I have really BIG TITS yet no fuckers asked me to go on prime time tv

she must know someone in the music bizz

feel so rejected and hardly done by

I may go on loose…[Read more]

HEY MOOSEY I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE WORKED FOR YEARS ON CRUISE SHIPS HAVING A GOOD OLD SHANT

shame it was not the titanic

lol

I can be such a biartch

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Blue would be the closest, as yellow passports don’t exist.