Scottish Mist

I have a lot more hobbies 

But for now… I’m going to focus on this one….   

Last years “staycations” lead to over crowded beaches.   The only place you could relax was out on the water. Well away from the bbq’s……..music…….screaming kids…..  men having nervous break downs after being lockdown for months with there wife’s…[Read more]

You can sunbathe in the back garden.  If you must…. pay for a deckchair like your granny did 

The point of going to the seaside is you get in the sea !!!!

I bet Ge is one of those people who goes and sits on the beach in his coat 

I can too 

This wasn’t me 

It was Claire 05 !!!!

Last night she was going on about how “great” Italy were in forum 1. Then this wicked person with no sense of shame told me Denmark  would kick England’s azz 

I told her to put her azz on the line or shut up and admit I was an 11 in bed and England would beat Denmark and make it to Sun’s fi…[Read more]

You both hate me cos I’m 29 and 3/97

Did I tell you I sold the rights, pictures and video of my summer holiday  back in 2012 to the Isle of Wight to tv production company  for 5 million 

They cut out the sex….. drugs….nudity and turn it into a tv show called Love Island. 

I spose that’s another thing you hate me for…[Read more]

I only wish that was true 

Pull up beanbag Ge… let me tell you how I made me first million hun 

Years ago I got naked for anyone who asked for free.  In Asda, on back of a milk float and even on kam 

And then I throught……can I make money from this 

So I pop down Asda and got meself a few tarty clothes and sign…[Read more]

People do live on 16k in London and you can get a mortgage. 

Nobody is going to give you a mortage if you’re on 16k a year. Minium wage means low skill, which means you are easily replace by someone else, there is no job security.

Even if you could 16K isn’t enough to live in london.

I found a 1 bed flat in Woodgrange Road LONDON E7 for 72.5k

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/105598541#/

Even on 16k per year you can afford to buy that.

You can’t buy a house in london on minimum wage.

Absolute lunacy.

Oh God…………….

Even you cant be this thick 

OK…. lets say you are 

Earth to Draculina  Earth to Draculina   Earth to Draculina  

Message begins 

All houses are falling apart from the day you buy them…. take it from me… there always something that needs fixing.

High crime rates and no jobs wont bovver y…[Read more]

Because the house is either falling appart, or is in an area with a high crime rate, no jobs or some similar issue.

How is this relevent?

Yes I did… cheap housing under 70k 

You didn’t link to anything relevent.

Oh God did you look at the links 

You cant argue with the market !!!!!!

Hmm… your right and wrong at the same time 

And I’m going to show you why…..using me old mate and lover Cosy 

Cosy lives in Blackpool, works part time has a football steward and his main income come from government benefits. He close to 70 and got a credit score lower than the goals Ukraine score last night.

Sick of his mu…[Read more]