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hmm STAP lost 2 pounds, if he loses anymore cells he will have to be put down.

oh LUL i dont like how i look, i just dont want to get skinny for health reasons, to many people have eating disorders, certion poeple have them as they look at celeb/s and them mags, and they do what they say, but get to skinny, certion things in life should be banned, and i seem to lose wight easy so i mean if i put to stone i cud lose it with no prob.

kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here

It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.

Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected…[Read more]

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.

Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat

Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat

She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat

I ran for the exit I stared at my feet

she got me on the high street pinned…[Read more]

Why favourite memory JN, I agree it’s not all about gifts, can be anything. Spending it with the people you love and celebrating the birth of Christ is the true meaning of Christmas.

my best xmas was when i tried to abolish xmas……………………………………………..i am a pessimsitic bast did u know……xmas to me should not be about gifts it should be about people we like and doing good games, and it is better when people get u gifts on non days like xmas, birthdays, etc, as it is not some expected habitual…[Read more]

wtf are you talking about lol :)

If the mocking bird don’t sing milkmans going to buy you a tea towel with the blackpool tower on it

linda good morning I feel all my Christmases have come at once meeting your good self il buy you dolls fridge magnets mocking birds whatever you so desire linda.Your loved.

my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached

Was is it they say, it’s better to be talked about than not all. Ignore the haters… 

no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands

shes over the road in the bushes watching my house

I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse

bought her a ring raided my bank

should have bought 10 beers and had a wank

I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs

now for part 5 over to sairs