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that camel is thinking “how what is the best way to get these bloody humans off my back I spit because of them”

*starts a who is the most clever jc chatter poll*

ha wtf camels it sounds like a holiday I went on where I did not want to get on the spitting camel, but my bro and mum did, and so me and my dad stood there waiting a long time for them to return, also them camels spitting seems like a lot of people who walk down the street ffs, spitting everywhere filthy basts

I am that hypnotised from this haunting song, I count my fingers to do my maths, since 1986 so can someone get me out of this hypnotises state?

john as in ruthless?

oh god what have I started, ffs @magmanimous I wonder how u achieve that

one with no sex in it, to many things promote some sexual thing for some mental reason, if it is porn or some music video or some shampoo product etc all the bloody same type of thing, promoting some sexual fake exp to make people blv it is real, yes things might be real but I really dont think a man can make a moaning noise for 30 min and I dont…[Read more]

why did he not give u the stratch card back, in west kirbye the morrisons and the shop oppisite the west Kirby station, I am sure a few times I have gone there with say 30 to 50£ winnngs they they say “great u won 20£ or £40” so I blv they kept £10 for there self, actually I reported them, fuking cnts anyway then I notice the staff where replaced one day.

one of the staff said they just get any person to do the job, no shock there then

I know one of the staff talks about old arguments when she has a new argument

lalochezia, I think a certion amount of people on my twt syndrome/toddler brain list hase that….

also related to the site well like I say no point ?ing the illogical, it still will be illogical.

NINE pm dont work, I think the thing is NINE keeps asking us the same info all the time or simuler, so when he blvs it is something and others have a different opnion or the same opnion they had before, then NINE might think we are trolling him, it is not that it is just we all are allowed opnions, but he dont seem to like the opnions or all of…[Read more]

misterQ wheres your annoying joke to quip with ?

There used a misterq`s snooker spot near wembley .. those who know knew

was cheap drinks and shoddy tables

king of milk used to parade their offering out people to “winner stays on”

£1.99 for fosters circa 1998/9 I believe and 40p a game

near wembley central cba to bing it in…[Read more]

Yes they are amazing – the deaf like Martin Kemp`s voice without subs.

Gary is more for the blind, deaf dumb and mute aka DEAD people.

I wish Tony all the best he`s getting crowd funded  ( SKINT!) and managed to unproduce an album without legal issues with the Krays sorry the Kemps I get mixed up with those men they are such pioneers in…[Read more]

theres 3 ads at the moment featuring GOLD.

Shame they were a bunch of CUN8w  in acting and tonys album aint finished yet to buy yet he plugs it on c3nt morning britain and bbcnt 1

funny innnit

I think Scep would be top lad at a party – he has passionate views.

He might be shit at dance cunting but he can own most people on here.

BTW DRUNK call hugs111