toybulldog

I meant to put a deeply significant look on my face, but the phone rang and so it was business as usual. Which is a shame as the poets of the Great War carry more meaning than 99% of any artistic creation since.

At the time cosy is talking about I was prodding a sausage roll with a fork that hadn’t been washed up properly.

(thought I’d share…[Read more]

oh, I’ll do them alright, but it won’t be there . . . . . .

@thin ice wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

JC Forum 3 threads are boring, derivative and completely devoid of imagination and inspiration.
If you want to lose the will to live then log on here as a time-saving initiative.

Fifty per cent of these mind numbingly shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the spiteful, teasing,…

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Most of these mind numbingly F3 shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the spiteful, teasing, pig-tailed, tell tale brat that we all hated as kids.

Imagine the level of bullying that makes a man post like he does in adult life, and, what’s more, then try to justify it.

Why Brownlee left, and where he went,
Is a mystery even now.
For if a man should have been content
It was him; two acres of barley,
One of potatoes, four bullocks,
A milker, a slated farmhouse.
He was last seen going out to plough
On a March morning, bright and early.

By noon Brownlee was famous;
They had found all abandoned, with
The last rig…[Read more]

JC Forum 3 threads are boring, derivative and completely devoid of imagination and inspiration.
If you want to lose the will to live then log on here as a time-saving initiative.

Fifty per cent of these mind numbingly shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the spiteful, teasing, pig-tailed, tell tale brat that we all…[Read more]

Why Brownlee left, and where he went,
Is a mystery even now.
For if a man should have been content
It was him; two acres of barley,
One of potatoes, four bullocks,
A milker, a slated farmhouse.
He was last seen going out to plough
On a March morning, bright and early.

By noon Brownlee was famous;
They had found all abandoned, with
The last rig…[Read more]

No.

You’re undeniably both cretins.

8)

Excuse me while you both advertise the disadvantages of extreme imbecility,

but what is the point of this thread ?

Those who survived in Flanders mud, amongst the shrapnel and chaos and rats and discarded limbs, fought for a reason. They were not as informed as we are so fortunate to be now, yet contested believing their reasons were good and noble. These young lads fought for country, and village, and family, and for whatever romantic idea makes a young male…[Read more]

@Nemesis wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@Tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already…

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You

4. Because I’m here, lush and flicking my hair at all the big bad posters.
x

Football has gone middle-eastern.
The world cup , our top teams….. what is happening to the national game ?

oops wrong thread
:D

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MALONE.
He will get over it alright enough. Men thrive better on disappointments in love than on disappointments in money. I daresay you think that sordid; but I know what I’m talking about. My father died of starvation in Ireland in the black 47, maybe you’ve heard of it.

VIOLET.
The Famine ?

MALONE. (with smouldering passion).
No, the…[Read more]

It’s very unusual to see a thread with over a hundred views and zero replies . . . . . until this one.

Must be that whole dodgy chat/real life interface thing, where extremely anonymous peeps click-on wanting to see pictures, get disappointed, and just end up not understanding why one of the participants is posting in the middle of said…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

cheers.. I know you ger to touch her,,

shes’d a germ free adolecent, friendlies is her confession..

cleans her teeth teeth 10 times a day,, brush awah.. the SR wy..

RIP Poly………. btw.

Beautiful woman x

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@pikey wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

If the ethics behind the sermon are absolute and unbending, and are agreed with across all faiths, does the past and current state of the world make it impossible to live up to them ?
Because even if we try, failure seems inevitable.

Which then leads to a schizophrenic (ie normal) way of living where everyone knows…

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oh I never doubted your honesty Jen, nor your timing or standards of compassion. Only your humanity. :wink:
The rest is just stuff you tacked on afterwards in self-defence at my cheekiness.

I’ll concede that neither of us knows on this subject really. We can really only judge ourselves and even then fail miserably. It’s like . . . . . . why are…[Read more]

Brian Cox played the best Hannibal Lecter ever.

I’d listen to whatever he said about anything, including verrucas

@jen_jen wrote:

ignorance is bliss?

Bliss is a totally unrequired condition in many situations. I lived in the capital of Bliss once, and it’s extremely over-rated. My whole existence was based on pure happiness and joy, undisturbed by gain or loss.

And then not only did Arsenal concede an obviously offside goal, but the sun exploded, which was…[Read more]