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Well you ‘started it’ Mister q.  And there was me thinking you were a friend.

Good to know sausage, thanks.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.  I am not an idiot regardless of your opinions mister.  Bit rude of you there mate.  Why did you bother to even write that remark if you think we are idiots?

Take your own advice perhaps ducky?

Well GE, Blossom did sniff out my penis long before anyone else did.

She is always right is old Bloss.

Dave, Cardiff

don’t forget to leave your first name off ya details aye hahaha

LOL thanks King for saying I am pretty xxx  Not sure what relevance that has to your thread though lol xxx

My name isn’t really Sarah btw, its Dave.  They were right all along, I am a man who lives in Cardiff and I talk funny.  I’ve been hiding my secret willy all this time, boobs are fake, I am really a triple A cup.  Anyone who has seen me on…[Read more]

Well personally I have more important things to think about than such pettiness lol.  No offence but I don’t care what your name is either GE.  What is the big deal LMFAO.

Get a life people ffs.

PS only Martin can delete posts Clive darling.  Sorry I hope you don’t mind me calling you Clive, Clive lol

Gosh another numpty lol

Hey everyone, lets all put our hands up who actually gives a dead rats crap what anyones name is here!!!!

I am so bloody interested in peoples real names – NOT, is anyone here really that important enough to need to hide their first name?????

Well my name is SARAH but please don’t tell anyone, I may have people call me…[Read more]

Please don’t worry this King, you are a lovely bloke x If it means anything to you, I am always here for you and I will always have your back xxx

I know you, message me any time you need xx

I would like to be the villain or fem fatale as  I am a bit evil and I can easily play a totally angry psychopathic bitch.  I look like one already see.

I would like to be the villain or fem fatale as  I am a bit evil and I can easily play a totally angry psychopathic bitch.

where was mine?

Well how better to catch one of these disgusting people than to use ‘one of their own’.   They know all the secrets and ways to do what they do.  The b****rds were caught and stopped, I think that if that method works, it must be a positive thing, although I’m not sure such  a big reward is justified, how about IF YOU DONT HELP US WE WILL CHOP YO…[Read more]

So therefore my personality is big and wobbly?  Oh that totally doesn’t sound like me lmfao

I went on a date once and the guy kept staring at them and then said ‘you should put your cardigan on as you are cold’ and I said no I am fine then realised that he must have been talking about my nips.  I cut the date short and never went on a second date.  He still messages me on pof even though I’ve blocked him and he creates new profiles.  It…[Read more]

Some fella in chat just said he hates big boobs on a woman.  I suppose that’s like us women saying we don’t like small willies on a man???  Some of us women want bigger boobs, some of us want smaller boobs.  I’ve not faced antiboobyness before.

It is not our boobies that make us who we are – its our personalities and who we are as people.

I do…[Read more]

Your comments remind me of a really funny Goodness Gracious Me clip.

Still cracks me up