Artful Dodger

LMAO@fish and ships…..

Hey who mentioned Garbage? great Scottish band……led by Shirley some one or other who sang…i’m only happy when it rains…..great group…that reminds me…recorded Taggart last night and you know there’s going to have been a mudder…..LMAO

While your all arguing over what country should she be in…………i got a better question….who’s paying for it what ever happens?…..

Well at least paigeys not going on about gays for a while……LMAO

LOL……..thought the whole post was crap my self……….funniest thing was…sceppers replied to it…..LMAO RATF PML

LMAO…..Don’t see any one chipping in Somer……only chipping in here is Somer chippin in to the swear box……………LMAO…..

Somer’s epitaph…….well i swore a lot and tried to be intimidating and now i’m off down the pub….LMAO

Dam said the beaver…i’ve just knawed at the works of a weaver,

Maybe my teeth are too sharp, whilst the numbers dwindle i’ll just carry on turning the spindle.

What a wondrous web that spinneth on the spider’s wheel….if silk was leather, it would make a good heel.

The wonderos lesson of the spider is plain to see……….it never gives up…[Read more]

I don’t go any where where any previous regs of here join………

Where is there,

Does it care?

Let’s all stand and stare,

Just for a moment though as i don’t share the fare…..LMAO

Don’t you feel some times that you’r just a prawn in the bigger game?……….LMAO

Ok let’s play Chess for seafood….i’ll start….King Prawn to E4 or was that E4 plus 1?….LOL

Just for the record……….i’ll decide when i make jokes..

Thanks for eggs plaining Artful….

Wonder what will happen when Ozzie Ozbourne eventually kicks the bucket………………..will we have to suffer endless repeats of the Ozbournes?……….don’t have a go at me…you’r just Paranoid….or if you’r taking a selfie in them days…you’r just Polaroid…LMAO

Said the camera man to the model….i’ll be back in a flash….LMAO

LMAO…..one thing i will agree on with hotels is that they normally look out on the swimming pool…..well,hotels are normally in the focus…..

great group Tamperer………..90’s band i believe…woman singer was famed for wearing the awesome boob tube….sort of skirt thingy…LOL

Talking of skirts…..must get on with decorating,these skirting boards don’t decorate them selves.LOl

One thing you never are is stupid……….

Broken egg jokes really crack me up……….lolxxxx

Weren’t Weebles based on the eggs factor?…………LMAO you got to admit…that joke was way ahead of its time…………..my enthusiasm is boiling over…..hope no one poaches my jokes….LMAO…don’t worry i’ll be back Fry day….LMAO RATf PML

here’s a poem or as sceppers calls it..a crap rhyme….

The day the world ended,sceppers was there,

telling various individuals how he’d like to care,

my point is this oh poetic guy,it’s to late to care when you’ve spent too long asking why….

You might believe me when i say,you will or you won’t…….but never profess to believe in any one…[Read more]

LOL@scepperss locking his box……

Politics always turns on it’s self when convenient………….think it’s called Political Expediancy……..