Artful Dodger

Oompa Loopah what a great show,

More meant in that movie than one will ever know,

Deep insight is meant to be gained,

But for most just viewing figures are gained….

OOmpah Lumpah i’ll meet you very soon,

Probably happen under the light of the moon.

OOmpah Loopah what do you reply….i’ll just bring my self, although on the way i’ll…[Read more]

I’d stay out of this one sis……..room 1 dyed a few years ago…..

Didn’t Paraday invent the electric lamp? Or was he just taking the Mick?…..LMAO

One thing’s for sure though…..when he discovered electricity he must have got a bit of a shock……PML LMAO RATF

Ignoration is the first word in restoration………….but that all depends on who yo uare ignoring and who you are restoring…..PML

Don’t worry guys…..milky and linda will be back in guest form stirring it all up…….PML….

Do many likes make a jury?……..PML…you need twelve……….pixie putting in 5 votes doesn’t count….LMAO

LMAO…….Roman Road…..

Well its a good thing if cozy ain’t your neighbor…LMAO

Was a joke nemesis

Do you actually know all the law Sceppers as you seem to say a lot about what is should be and will be?

LMAO……….yeah girl power….alwight…..yeah…….PML

To be honest…..putting a record straight is a difficult job….first of all…it’s plastic so if it gets bent it may still play any way but if it doesn’t….throw it in the bin…LMAO

reminds me of a joke……there was this comedian on an uneven record and it wouldn’t play properly…..so the radio presenter said….i see you have a very…[Read more]

Or as Ray Winstone would say…..(or even Danny Dyer) …Nuff said…LMAO RATF

LMAO…………hey sis….3 packets of crisps walking down the street…car stops and says….do you want a lift? to which the crisps replied…..no thanks we’re Walkers…..LMAo RATF PML