Artful Dodger

I am always what i am……..i was what i was and i is what i is…..now tell me some fried onion jokes….one things for sure…i’ll run rings around you….LMAO

Sure they are not triplets? LMAO you just never know these days

We are who we are…….personally i am a bit of every thing….i ain’t black and white and i’ll tell you if your leotard is too tight..LOL

Well predictable from Rudeboy……..oh yes i forget…you call your self rude so you got a free ticket to be er rude…LMAO

As for sites…….bit like gardens…you got to protect them from weeds all day every day……i was a gardener once…those were the times when you could really rake it in……….LMAO

I always thought Blossom was a bit weird and had a strange attitude problem but that’s just me………

Any way…wasn’t Shamima the rag doll in classic BBC kids show…Play School? LOL…..OK kids( must have been children as kids weren’t invented yet) LOL…….let’s look through the broken window….LOL

I think the saying really goes paigey….people in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned……..LMAO

I picked a load of onions the other day and when my basket was full i heard my self saying to my self……..well that’s chalot….LOL

You never actually said you trusted moosey though…..

If you can’t take a break…just have a Kit Kat…..LMAO

Politics is all about who’s in charge,who’s the boss,who’s the daddy etc…get yer own office, bespoke leather chair, picture of grand kids on the desk LOL…….

Yeah don’t see many tea cozies these days………come to think of it you don’t see many tea pots these days….LMAO

i was on Mastermind once and Magnus Magnuss son said the question………………what is the man made bridge that goes through a mountain?….i didn’t know so i said pass………what do you know…Magnus said correct…LMAO

I got a few jokes about old bread…..they’re getting pretty stale now….LMAO

Cause Britain made their own problems a long time ago….

Chas and Dave eh? ok reminds me of the classic number 2 hit they had with Ain’t No Pleasing You…they did some great tracks. Wonder if Dave will go Solo now Chas has passed the rabbit…..LMAO

You won’t stop talkin’ why don’t you give it a rest…..LOLxxx