Artful Dodger

Audi do that then Sceppers?…..LMAO

Cutting through the crap…and there’s loads of it….Claire always makes me smile…..always get confused whether she is Welsh or Scottish…..LMAO…….but that’s my bad…

Then again…i never could remember whether Bonnie Tyler was Welsh or Scottish…til the day i bought a car off of her…..well its ok but every now and then it falls apart

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The day linda pole dances…i will definitely leave here….LMAO RATF PML

No importance eh? how arrogant…..but then these boards were always very arrogant……nuff said….LOL LMAO RATF

Must be fifty years old upwards helping each other…….LMAO……stair lift any one?……..LMAO RATF PML

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Or you could sing as Paul Young did……Where ever I lay my hat…that’s my home………..RATF PML LMAO

Stranger in a strange land springs to mind……classic Iron Maiden song……some times, the jigsaw has all the pieces but the picture doesn’t fit together properly………….LMAO

Thing is about neighbours is that they don’t like recriminations. For instance….if you won a million pounds on the lottery, every neighbour in your street would be your new best friend. How-ever….if you deal in drugs or crime etc then the funny thing is that your neighbours never saw or heard a thing….funny how life works like that innit?

Still time for GD to take the title…….

I put my telephone on the cooker while it was on….it gave 4 rings before they blew up…LMAO RATF PMl

Not mushroom here for quality conversation….LMAO RATF PML

To be honest…this whole site could do with having some adults in it…LMAO RATF PMl

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LMAO stop the tosh……..PML RATF

lmao…that rack joke nearly went off the rails…(LMAO)

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Careful of those eyes jamie…you look a bit stoned…LMAO……