Bemused Bystander

What’s a comper?

You have way too much time on your hands.

Does anyone care? Really?

Rudey.

Behave is Aramaic for orgy.

Cosy, do you have a language all of your own that nobody else is privy to? Or is it just me that has no idea what you’re on about most of the time?

Thank goodness chauvinism is dead.

I wonder if some of the guides sit at home dressed in a uniform when ‘guiding’.

At times, they so seem a little….what’s the word I’m looking for….

Mr? Stop getting all alpha male, Cosy. It turns me on.

All packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.

Put the loo seat down when they’ve finished.

And I have the latest version.

Java. Not keen on the new fangled flash thingy.

Cosy. I forgive you for you know not what you say. You assume, and we all know what assuming does…

Dictatorial.

I had a disagreement with LE today. Very unreasonable. See word of the day.

Oh. So that’s what you thought embonpoint was. Norty.

Rumbled. Bugger.

Empathy.

Resigned.