callmepuds

The other day i was at work and i was feeling a tad sorry for myself .Covid fatigued loss of my little pub job again .Then i met  man that had extensive surgery to his neck and face which made him look  grotesque unable to talk properly swallow food and only speak with impairment .He lost his wife to covid  6 months ago .The only bonus he told me…[Read more]

Yawns. Looks like some masturbater is trying to bait me pmsfl 

Did someone just fart?

See you not got a life yet 
Imagine how degrading it must be when the only people you can get to show you any attention is little fish Somer n jolly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh n married mids lmfao

Shakes head

Thinks someone is jealous as getting no sexytime other than themselves (aka know as a wanker) 

Oi. Who let the cat out the bag about me and Kenters sexytime in pm? 

 
It could be Sader Than  Sad Lins. Opps I mean Bader Than Bad 😂🤣😂

But who really gives a flying fuck who it is 

Looks like someone is craving for my attention 

Well lets put the cat amongst the Pidgeon’s here.

When you 1st turned up (again) you told everyone in F1 you “new” and a fwend told you about this place but would say who the fwend was.

Now your asking H do you remember you from F3.

To be a good liar you need a good memory and you dont have one 

But its not Scottish,Hasn’t got a tvvat,Is tvvat,Got a c0ck,And is a fooking c0ck

Morning folks I think we can safely say Somer took flight hahaha

Ok Somer have it your way make a public apology to the Scottish the Welsh homosexuals and the french and we will forgive you

Balls in your court Somer

Will he do the right thing folks

So im Homophobic and Racist? Ok you sussed me out. My real name is Marshall Mathers…[Read more]

Love this.

I would say they look like you Morgy boy but they got more hair 

Oh hush your gums Morgy boy.

Your like a pair of virgins knickers,Always on 

Nope not doing the French again.
Let’s do the Germans!!!

The Great British Bake Off.
Something else the Germans have never won 😂🤣😂

See you have more fans Morg 

Morg. To be female you need to have a tuppence. You don’t have one. But all we can say is your a big fooking tuppence. 😂😂😂

Keep going Morgy boy. You will be asking mummy for a new JC account for Xmas 

Lupe. Been in sooooooo many time in the morning (uk times) to see if your in. Deff catch up with you at some point. Till then TC. XXX