callmepuds

This tosser is why euthanasia should be allowed.Thinks theres some pot,kettle.black going on with him again.

All im saying is if they are going after midget gems in case it offends dwarfs im sure they will go after black jacks next and maybe jelly babies will offend someone too .It has gone mad if anyone thinks sweet names are meant to be offensive

Black jacks are sweets that were around when i was a kid and u can still buy them in them in tescos .I used to like the robinsons golly on the marmalade jars .Happy times no feelings hurt

I have  jar of black jacks in the kitchen  😊 Love all those chewy sweets fruit salad and refresher bars .

id love to see the pic of you surrounded by rose petals !! How pleasant and sweet is that !

Talking about fuck ups and me FWEND turns up 

Fishy just put ya fooking hand in the air and say you fooked up. Your joke backed fired. SIMPLES.

How the fooking hell can you only give Kenters 8/10

She knows more positions than a yoga instructor 

hahaha @ dick ceann

you make me sound like the character in steven kings book misery :)

😂😘

No pics (was dark)

Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁

I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?

1st thing i do after the gym was to take them sweaty stinking socks off. Anyone whos done a hard shift at the gym knows you get sweaty socks.       

Ena. Your stirring it 

I have you know im talking about after the  gym or a run. Nothing worse.

Sweaty socks do my head in     

The other day i was at work and i was feeling a tad sorry for myself .Covid fatigued loss of my little pub job again .Then i met  man that had extensive surgery to his neck and face which made him look  grotesque unable to talk properly swallow food and only speak with impairment .He lost his wife to covid  6 months ago .The only bonus he told me…[Read more]

Yawns. Looks like some masturbater is trying to bait me pmsfl 

Did someone just fart?

See you not got a life yet 
Imagine how degrading it must be when the only people you can get to show you any attention is little fish Somer n jolly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh n married mids lmfao

Shakes head