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true sadness but how happy would u be as a human centipede

brilliant thread, i can finally ask the questions i want the answers to :lol:

would u rather

brutally murder your entire family or

be part of a human centipede

be stuck in a elevator with 5 incredibly fat men with bad breath or

loads of wet dogs

be able to fly or read minds

hello huggs it would be a pleasure to have you back on the boards it needs livening up

oh and em i know you gave me a mention in your post am rather hoping it dosnt exclude me getting a bit of a slobber too would love a bit of action xxxxx :lol:

ty very much best man love it but wish i went with yr choice :)

here’s one for u and bex no real reason for the choice it just cheers me up

enjoy xxxxxxx

and seeing as your dedicating songs to people maybe u could play one for me hun, maybe emm bryan adams summer of 69 ty in advance xxxxxxxxxxxxx

mmnnnn i do like that number cant think why must be far too innocent :oops: :D

welcome to the boards bex xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx happy posting

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster then a man’s. Women blink 2 x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The…[Read more]

For my birthday boy

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my button is certainly adorable me not so much no lyrics could say how much he means to me but i love this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLi_osYNsOU

because geography can keep us apart at times, but miss him all the time when were apart xxxxxxxxx

yr not letting the side down at all su, the guy’s jokes are good

OK they are funny but the fellas still ave to put up wi hair up their nostrils and all over there bum everywhere but on there head x

u boys are doing well i have to admit for the less intelligent sex

mwah master xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

u know what my darling button i was gonna let u lose this battle with a quiet dignity but if u wanna lose still fighting and gasping for air so be it.

best reply wen a guy asks for a date sorry i dont date outside my own species

Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid

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welcome to the thread andy xxxxxxxxx the more the merrier

Q: What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Q: What’s the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: “Filthy” and “Filthy but wearable”.

Q: What are two reasons why…[Read more]

excellent ones jen pmsl think theyve pushed us way out in front

kent cldnt have put it better myself

what do u think master wanna wave the white flag n admit defeat xxxx

i think we all sadly cld see wot was gonna happen to amy a mile off, but i dont think she should b mourned any less because she had addictions. amazingly talented sadly missed xxxxxxx

ty kent honey

and calling all the girlies, please post ur own joke and help me win the battle of the sexes

tbh im rapidly running out of jokes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Seems that God was just about done creating the universe. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. “It can be very handy,” God explained to Adam and Eve. “Would either…[Read more]

Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do only 10%…[Read more]