jolly roger

Oh come on kiwi I did used to like you until I got the news that you’d stood up that woman at the airport she had flown from Australia

And you gave some cok and bull excuse and you say I talk bull dust

The truth is you didn’t turn up cos your plug ugly well I’m ugly as well but I’ve always turned up with all my dates from here see I don’t…[Read more]

You’ve you’ve you’ve  made me get my  stutter b back  belle calling me st stupid I’ve act actually spoke to you on the phone  I’m not s s silly j j j just got a st stammer tis all b but m m maybe it’s you that’s a m m m m m

Moron. B bbeleivin that k ok kiwi was trying to help you out was he fck he’s he’s f f f full of bull

You are totally dis…[Read more]

Erm hope linda didnt read that

Who’s this Claire chick who only comes out after midnight is she a bat I’ve known a cuppa Claire’s from here and they are always welsh like Minnie  and Claire Wales so who are you Claire please stand up it’s not too late you can still make my list it’s never too late ànd if you are Welsh just pretend you are from Bristol or somewhere xxx

Oh right ta

Would you like to enlighten us a andrew

Im  on jeeter(Google it) no chance you getting any sense out of me for a few days mate

Ha I bet I’d forgotten about you carrot crunching wurzel twit  (fck censors) let’s talk total football oh you can’t fckn lots of laughs glory hunting kind looks like aŕsenal a are laying a gauntlet to us  yeh in there dreams I’m not typing want more cos the new owners have banned sweàring the ×××÷÷÷÷ ×××÷÷

Yeh lindaaaaa you might have a point there I look back on some of my posts  and think what the fck was that all about

anyway back on topic

things weve been chatting about

im going to give out awards to the funniest(psst they dont know they are daft but hey shush)

so my classic  post of the week goes to to tom bowler

he says

question for you cose about 50 p coins

me yeh go on

tom,is it true they are putting his head on the coin?

me,oh but whats your point…[Read more]

i just read your post your royal bleedin highness what do you mean you cant understand me  how long have you known me   you cheeky welp you need to delve deeper,oh ps xx

heres a few topics on my  site weve been discussing in the last week

oh btw a lot are from pats chat mob yep jcers as well and unbeleivably a lot of noobs i think theyve been watching my vlogs walk on the wild side on you tube,i may have inadvertently just happened to let it slip i was passing by with my camera that i had a site

and yeh when…[Read more]

i dont normally name names but i will now mario,mcfc rosie your getting slapped 2 faced bitch dd ergh mr pat told you he was a perv

oh theres more

why dont you join my chat site its called cosy fm its all about shagging cheating who gives a fck sort of site talk about what you want im sick of these puritans

has kenneth branagh been knighted? well if not he should be after his portrayal of boris

he got it to a tee