jolly roger

you said to me dont say nothing i left you out on purpose  dont start giving it all the drama queen bit,may i give you a bit of constructive criticism

sorry to be rude  but make your fckn mind up ok

not a 100% dismissal lady jane but sharpen up your act ok  oops nearly typed babes

just get yer head sorted out eh luv or is that a bit too much to ask?

i knew id get all this,you never said  my name,im not a fckn automated robot what you get on phone lines

of course i know who you are jane my lovely xx,i also forgot boo and lupe

ffs sue me

as in the words of the beatles,i should have known better

not one measly reply to my thread not that im bothered like,it just goes to show how thick you all are. well in a previous thread i did say it was my penultimate one

so this is my last why should i do all the work?

i had an appraisal on everybodys name i mentioned,but i cba now so fck…[Read more]

part2

as many of you may know i was an avid user of pats chat,prob cos i could get away with a lot more:), i remember the great cull of 2008,when there was an exodus to pats,we felt like refugees,but wow what a formidable bunch they were,no holds barred stuff,bit brutal tbh sometimes,grins,and yes i do realise most of us honed our chatting skills…[Read more]

i think she was zt theres a z inniit somewhere,now mads is kicking off at me cos minneys mam red it

im telling you i just cant win i may as well just curl up and die(ive nicked that from a hairdressers near me called curl up and dye) i mean what sort of name is that  to call a shop? so me as a spokesman/leader  for all the f.o,c in blackpool d…[Read more]

alright let me be honest  for once,i realise all 3 of us  have got,dunno erm mental issues allegedly,maybe,it depends how you beat  the system sup to you

so all im saying is if you insist on this 3 sum with weemo,lets do a spitroast then fck her off

but dont start shouting at me onthe boards,im just saying myopinion thats all.

dont be so absurd you know what im capable of

high noo

this dramatic dense dark film features some bloke with a bald head and some auld,,,nooo i wont say

anyway no spoiler alert

i once booked  with their sister company

cunni  lingus

and was strongly advised to take out insurance as they tend to go down a lot,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anybody seen my coat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and you say iits me that craves your attention

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jesus wept.

your loss

do you know what it infuriates me that nobody replies to my threads,well ive found a new site

where nobody knows me,they are thinking whos this newbie how dare he /she try and control our boards,,hmm so im leaving here,waste of time innit so bye.

oh ps i dont nick jokes all fresh of the press  me,no auto cues,no scripts just me but the thing is if you tell a gag to the audience is its a mad feeling,and they dont like it

you get these responses

1,stoney silence

2,arms folded,3 yawning,,,4,eggs thrown at your head,,,5,better than a pint pot i spose    oh hiya eve

but the worst is some go…[Read more]

this thread does not show any disrespect to royalists or loyalists,im just saying it as i see it

yanno freedom of speech and all that malarky

im not a heartless insensitive man  am i heck like

but i was just wondering now this covid thing is dying out i might be able to get my job back which was warm up comedian for joey blower at…[Read more]

princess ann

aah erm ok i have sketchy memories of her winning a gold medal at the olympics for show boating,,,sorry show jumping  wd i spose but it was a bit unfair cos her and her horse looked like twins(ive just googled it on yuey to reaffirm my suspicions) its sposed to be a one person event

FIX!!!!

so after her doomed disastrous,”wedding”…[Read more]

get stuffed V

course i dont want to do krap threads but we all know k has pulled my pants down i stand here thoroughly admonished,so can we move on now please.

ok h you can have a rare lol,but  its just kennington towers stirring it

read the monarchy down below but you 2 gits keep reminding me,

so whos next in my firing line   erm oh i know cant say anybodys name  i might get done for treason

but go on then twist me arm  up my back ladies and gents may i present prince edward,shammest marriage ever

if hes not gay then im a bi polar chinese lesbian. ive only posted this cos cynthia payne aka kenty keeps putting my db thread above thi…[Read more]