jolly roger

i think she was zt theres a z inniit somewhere,now mads is kicking off at me cos minneys mam red it

im telling you i just cant win i may as well just curl up and die(ive nicked that from a hairdressers near me called curl up and dye) i mean what sort of name is that  to call a shop? so me as a spokesman/leader  for all the f.o,c in blackpool d…[Read more]

alright let me be honest  for once,i realise all 3 of us  have got,dunno erm mental issues allegedly,maybe,it depends how you beat  the system sup to you

so all im saying is if you insist on this 3 sum with weemo,lets do a spitroast then fck her off

but dont start shouting at me onthe boards,im just saying myopinion thats all.

dont be so absurd you know what im capable of

high noo

this dramatic dense dark film features some bloke with a bald head and some auld,,,nooo i wont say

anyway no spoiler alert

i once booked  with their sister company

cunni  lingus

and was strongly advised to take out insurance as they tend to go down a lot,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anybody seen my coat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and you say iits me that craves your attention

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jesus wept.

your loss

do you know what it infuriates me that nobody replies to my threads,well ive found a new site

where nobody knows me,they are thinking whos this newbie how dare he /she try and control our boards,,hmm so im leaving here,waste of time innit so bye.

oh ps i dont nick jokes all fresh of the press  me,no auto cues,no scripts just me but the thing is if you tell a gag to the audience is its a mad feeling,and they dont like it

you get these responses

1,stoney silence

2,arms folded,3 yawning,,,4,eggs thrown at your head,,,5,better than a pint pot i spose    oh hiya eve

but the worst is some go…[Read more]

this thread does not show any disrespect to royalists or loyalists,im just saying it as i see it

yanno freedom of speech and all that malarky

im not a heartless insensitive man  am i heck like

but i was just wondering now this covid thing is dying out i might be able to get my job back which was warm up comedian for joey blower at…[Read more]

princess ann

aah erm ok i have sketchy memories of her winning a gold medal at the olympics for show boating,,,sorry show jumping  wd i spose but it was a bit unfair cos her and her horse looked like twins(ive just googled it on yuey to reaffirm my suspicions) its sposed to be a one person event

FIX!!!!

so after her doomed disastrous,”wedding”…[Read more]

get stuffed V

course i dont want to do krap threads but we all know k has pulled my pants down i stand here thoroughly admonished,so can we move on now please.

ok h you can have a rare lol,but  its just kennington towers stirring it

read the monarchy down below but you 2 gits keep reminding me,

so whos next in my firing line   erm oh i know cant say anybodys name  i might get done for treason

but go on then twist me arm  up my back ladies and gents may i present prince edward,shammest marriage ever

if hes not gay then im a bi polar chinese lesbian. ive only posted this cos cynthia payne aka kenty keeps putting my db thread above thi…[Read more]

trust you eh

no i didnt mean id shoot you,but that hard cold steel in youre ever willing mouth would make you shitt yer kex i just know

dismissed.

yeh but tbf to him he doesnt sweat

 

 

 

 

 

what sort of  excuse is that?

pompous arrogant untouchable mummys boy dikhead

 

dismissed

oh yeh sorry  mr unsweatable you already have

now do us all a favour and fck off,and dont try sneaking in jc we will suss you,unless you want  to pal up with a guy called kiwi,you cant get any farer aw…[Read more]

just heard the queen has been tested pos for covid today,,,aah well i wont be nasty

but i dont care,so whos next in line,,charlie chumps with his drop dead gf

shudders

i really think the monarchy is on its knees,i miss my ex bf doa on these debates anyway hes not very well at the moment,so i will post for him,im not as tech as him  but hes…[Read more]