milkman of human kindness

When Obama came he said if you vote Brexit you will be at back of the que.

Obviously no one listened to his empty threats.

Trumps making much more positive noises I reckon.

Linda I also like to rummage through dumpsters late at night.

Only so much I can get in my case so I wont be doing it everynight I promise.

Linda I would have 100pc more faith with how us cops deal with things, then our excuse for cops here.

Hey I met a hustler at 1am at a 24 hour garage in Miami I had gone there to buy some Cheetos, anyway hes come at me in a aggressive manner ive gone don’t go down that road buddy I run with phil Mitchell and the EastEnders crew.

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Guys if I see anything worth giving feedback on, like when I saw the mcdonalds staff forced into the fridge at gunpoint in florida I may use linda as a medium to report here on my behalf.

Your American correspondent milkman of human kindness.

Guys if I may step in please.

I  am going to the land of the free this very week,  If you guys want a warts and all exposure on crime there I will be happy to say what I see there in ten days.

Think of me as roy walker on catchphrase.

Just left the farewell mrq party in f3, Just popped in to show my face really had 3 glass of champers and like any good dinner party guests we discussed mrqs best ever post.

His uncanny knack of talking to birds?

His views on sheds.

Which 2nd hand clothes shops to find cardigans was my fave and very helpful I might add.

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Mrqs wit and repartee will be sorely missed.

Il miss his 40 or so posts everyday.

Three words mrq.

Tail and legs.

Theres a guy in Bristol called jasper Thomas his charity is called help bristols homeless.

This bloke is a real saint he funded a double decker bus and converted sevral shipping containers into living quarters showers etc.

The rough sleeping issue here would really shock you and when you here storys about how some end up on the streets even more so.

Good point linda, May is the one causing issues love to see a balloon of her.

I think southie looked cool in his waistcoat.

Right on q every football fan thought the same.

Sadly he was sussposed to be winning a game of football not on the catwalk.

Waistcoats win matches right.

Here are my 5

People who laugh at their own jokes.

Continental breakfasts. Ham cheese , fruit, weird meats. Do me a favour.

People who impersonate being a cycling enthusiast

Shop assistants who muscle in my personal space.

llamas.

Hate to have to school you again mrq but are you referring to the England 5 germany 1

World cup qualifying game when that great player emile heskey scored?

Who is this gary you mention? Did you mean gary lineker who retired in 1992.

Fgs frank spencer try to get something factual for once.

Well ive got rather mixed messages here from mrq.

I thought I would post on the two hot topics on everyones lips

Football and seagulls.

When the seagulls follow the trawler its because they think the sardines are being thrown overboard.

We all know who said that.

Moose tbh ive rather disgruntled as you no im happy to meet chatters for a friendly drink here.

I   thought I would do that to mrq and as you can see he has got rather sinster.

Ive nothing to hide.

I will be allover this post august the 1st guys mark my words We will see if this body builder/ Olympian cyclist we be more forthcoming with his route bad move calling me out in my own manor Arnold schwarznegger bad bad move even offered you a olive branch you chided me in the most despicable way fine.

Mrqs Said hes coming to Bristol hes saying hes big muscley blah blah blah.

Making a total exhibition of himself again.

My god bet you he turns around and says next hes bypassing Bristol but will post pictures.

Brokeback mountain was a joke q not that you would know a joke if you saw one.

Perish that thought.

Mrq you live in somerset right?

Can you suggest another cycling route than via Bristol to Gloucester please.

Seems like you are backtracking again here.

Mrq ive smoked 8 joints ive eaten a tub of Iceland raspberry ripple ice cream ive had 5 coffees and im going to go to the chip shop soon.

Ive read your post saying you have been hard on me fair enough we shake hands we move on.

I will give you respect in a way because it takes a bigger man to say sorry.

Peace

Guys im sorry ive been somewhat erratic on the boards lately I mean no offence…

Im a lower division football fan im not used to success.

On the plus side win or lose tomorrow il probably be nicked so you wont have to put up with my rubbish.

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