mischievous

Thanks everyone.

linda I wasn’t over the moon being offered the role of a scruffy peeping tom halfwit window cleaner its hardly tom cruise in topgun is it

on reflection maybe I was too harsh orson after reading your heartfelt post about ge and blossom saga I found myself agreeing cast members kicking off the last thing you need one more point however after some research seems robin askwiths a Manchester city fan ha ha ha

thanks for the feedback linda sorry about the salesman comments very clumsy I shoud have used the term salesperson humble apolgies have you ever saw the film billy liar linda?

orson/speilberg of blackpool north before you use my name in conjunction with any soft porn films my lawyers are watching I will not be taking part in this project or any of your futer projects quite frankly your not up to the job ill stick to what I know acting screen writing etc you stick to selling lampshades

wow. ok i am poor. so you put me down for that yeah, i have worked my whole life i brought up my kids and worked full time i had a fucking mental breakdown and now i just work part time s0 yeah ok im scum. my furniture and my house is shit. thanks. nasty furniture?

fine

wow ok thanks.  not being funny but you never once asked to talk to me on the phone or even skype I think maybe you are gay or really ugly  anyway do one . I’m was told you chatted someone up and made them feel really uncomfortable. Just saying. Oh really just fuck off

gutted wow, why do that? you were a new chatter wang doodle I liked you cos you were a roald dahl character I though you like me. well I don’t take this kind of shit laying down. id0ont care about my legs and my boobs but that’s a bloody awful pic of my face.  evil bastard yeah I hope a bus hits you

sister act

emma whoo and morticia adams

in a dastardly plot try to fool jc regs

but it all goes tits up when they pick on cosys mate.

don’t pick on our rubes again ok.

showwaddy the movie

ann chantel disrupts the canteen crew

scuse me I make the coffee for dave

Ok what gives me the hump?

People that totally CRUCIFY BULLY and GANG UP on people because they are different/odd/slightly difficult to comprehend or understand at times/socially inept/needing kindness and understanding/not as good as sucking up and bottom licking the ‘popular clicky crowd’ as others/unique/awkward/less or more intelligent than…[Read more]

brief encounter

tinks loses her nickers on a train,and a guy whos been eyeing her up

hasten to add they accidentally fell out of her bag

and some jc nutter rampages  thru the corridors  look at me look at me im wearing tinks nickers onmy head

am I funny

er not really as lake gets tazered.

Shirley valentine

dd goes to the Algarve via Greece,and falls in love with a portugese waiter who gets up early to secure dds sun bed

but it all goes tragically wrong when she invites him back to hers and jose starts putting felt tips on her duvet and says in pidgin English  you togs no good.

romeo and juliet

moi climbs up to guccis window on a ladder while her husband is asleep in the west wing

starts whispering sweet nothings to her but tragically falls off and lands in a drunken crumpled heap.

hitchikers guide to the galaxy

ram takes the  film title alittle to literally and pulls a hamstring even before he reaches Gatwick.

elf

mr pat finally gets a job

as a supermarket shelf stacker,but annoys the management when he asks for a step ladder,even tho he is only on filling the freezer duties.