Mr Fishy

Ha I bet I’d forgotten about you carrot crunching wurzel twit  (fck censors) let’s talk total football oh you can’t fckn lots of laughs glory hunting kind looks like aŕsenal a are laying a gauntlet to us  yeh in there dreams I’m not typing want more cos the new owners have banned sweàring the ×××÷÷÷÷ ×××÷÷

Yeh lindaaaaa you might have a point there I look back on some of my posts  and think what the fck was that all about

anyway back on topic

things weve been chatting about

im going to give out awards to the funniest(psst they dont know they are daft but hey shush)

so my classic  post of the week goes to to tom bowler

he says

question for you cose about 50 p coins

me yeh go on

tom,is it true they are putting his head on the coin?

me,oh but whats your point…[Read more]

i just read your post your royal bleedin highness what do you mean you cant understand me  how long have you known me   you cheeky welp you need to delve deeper,oh ps xx

heres a few topics on my  site weve been discussing in the last week

oh btw a lot are from pats chat mob yep jcers as well and unbeleivably a lot of noobs i think theyve been watching my vlogs walk on the wild side on you tube,i may have inadvertently just happened to let it slip i was passing by with my camera that i had a site

and yeh when…[Read more]

i dont normally name names but i will now mario,mcfc rosie your getting slapped 2 faced bitch dd ergh mr pat told you he was a perv

oh theres more

why dont you join my chat site its called cosy fm its all about shagging cheating who gives a fck sort of site talk about what you want im sick of these puritans

has kenneth branagh been knighted? well if not he should be after his portrayal of boris

he got it to a tee

erlings dads  er funny enough hes called alfie got his career ended by that brutal thug keane im sure hes aware

My reply to you Andy is I honestly don’t give a tuppenny fuck about trump he is inconsequential to me why can’t you do a thread about something else or are you incapable you ignoramanus

Family fortunes  I  do like it tbh not all the  rubbish things at the start all waving at the camera teeth as white as añ iceberg hi we are the adams family from Swansea we are very close knit some caĺl us weird but what’s wrong with us and the kids bouncing on a trampoline all day which we have had recently installed in our back yard oh hang on i…[Read more]

Just bypassing Linda and that what’s the score on the doors bird  a minute I will reply to st Andrew of trumpton first   no I can’t revive chat rooms 1 cos nobody listens to me anyway and look what happened to me when I single handed my tried to save the good ship pats chat it sank without trace I looked a proper   chump  but ok then how to save…[Read more]

Your mouth needs rinsing out with soap Andrew why do you keep swearing at Linda she’s 83 ffs what’s up with you do you get a kick out of shouting at old age pensioners

Nope Frank yes but denis no it was Patrick Campbell ha call herself a quiz hostess pah

bit of controversy going on about charlie chuckles being on our stamps one disgruntled employee was heard saying

yeh yeh ok im working on it but how the fuck am i supposed to get his ears in….well yeh on the size of a postage stamp

YEh call my buff bit posh tho wannit 10 bonus points if you can remember who the two captains were

clue.one had a stutter and the other one had a lisp

i was about 3 at the time when i first saw it so i turned round to me mam and dad and said youd think the bbc would choose better captains than this at least get somebody in who can talk english…[Read more]