Mr Fishy

ive watched quite a few of tuphe matches oh and the world championships yeh some are saying women cant run ha

hey getting back to the womens togger in the words of kevin keegan id luv it just luv it if a woman scored a goal in the final minute forgets where she is for a minute rips her top off and runs the full length off the pitch and ends up…[Read more]

yeh right gotcha soms…….oh yes they can.

who the fuck is that kenty? im new,nobodys new.

if you were to read f1 instead of being in pms with admin you will have seen ive resigned from chat and boards,theres no point me being mods here really im far to intelligent for this place im sick of getting no replies,no thoughts no feedback ok i do dumb down my grammarbut  thats cos i have to deal with idiots

i mean look at the mods in here a…[Read more]

well i rang it, and it was a just eat takeaway im like ffs and i said it oh it dunt matter mate fck it and fck you,hes saying dont start swearing at me you rang us you dickhead so put the phone down.

so yeh andy cheers .

well i may just take you up on that advice  andy

cos im on about all these recent fires,so its still topical.

oh here we go get this one yeh? apparently not neccesarily conspiratists   more like bible bashers reckon yup its him again(the devil) they are referring to the forest fires raging in france spain portugal etc i heard well overheard at the sally army  today two proper sally an hes a fuckinn stalwarts nb these arent like young,shes like a wi…[Read more]

if you read it properly i  wasnt calling you that name i was calling it kiwi.

i love you linda but dont start coming  on about your  first birthday for 7 years bollocks,now let me tell you something these guys you go into pm ukc chat with lets start with  admin elwood bluz total dick just cos hes watched the blues brothers and oh the best one poco loco any jcer who knows their salt know its anitagoforadump why you having a…[Read more]

i was talking to an auld mate of mine last night on the phone hes called jeff lynne hes in a band or summat you might have heard of him? anyway hes got the same problem as me he keeps gettin kicked for trespassin

heres what he said

jeff”maybe they dont really think its me”

me”to well who are you exactly are you anyway”?

him “cheeky…[Read more]

anyway moving on yep im still banned from ukc not that im bothered i dont give a fuck i could easily get back in if i want to but why? they just talk nonsense all i want to know is….oh ok ive been banned down the years for this and that,mostly unfounded allegations but hey ho but what my tiny brain cant conceive or grasp the concept is…[Read more]

well its a good job youve never had sex with me cos you wouldnt be able to walk for a month sugar boots.

im still undecided if this post is sending cryptic messages or just plain morbid?

fck off soms you dick stop trashing threads.

its weird innit when youre a bit stoned you read words differently i thought i saw linda say jol the pirate yunno cos of my name  having a “dig” at mebut she wasnt she said the dreaded lol,,,,still think she was having a “pop” at me shes a smooth operator that one or is she?

oh sunita devs ex lol now that is a gargantuan beak i like ravi shes fit as a butchers dog lives near me as well but ive gone off her a bit  cos shes shacked up with a toy boy and so is carol from bbc weather jammy bastards some guys get all the luck and what do i get? some mad fat crackhead.

i can drive yeh passed me test years ago but i choose not to drive now cos i never know if im over the limit or not so if i have to go out i just get a bus,or ask somebody for a lift or failing that i just put a saddle on archie and ride into town like yankee doodle dandy.

3rd one down on the menu list mate