Mr Fishy

erm is this something i could get involved with?

not really getting involved this  but fishy is living upto his name as he appears  to be floundering

mimsey yeh top girl.

It just came to me …Mims!

 

aah ok undie yeh he came to the blackpool meet on a motorbike dunno bout a true gent more like grizzly fckn adams but yeh top bloke i got him a b and b near me  secure parking for his bike cos he was a bit scared it was going to get robbed,

advert break,anybody seen my vlog on you tube walk on the wild side.?

so yeh anyway hes sound apart from…[Read more]

sorry i was thinking about jean that much

i forgot to ask youse the question doh me

ok

1 have any of yous got a carer?

2,would you have one if  offered for free like?

sorry back now

so where was i?

 

oh yeh so i said the tin that rin tin shitt  in

jean”oh if you are going to be stupid im off”

me “oi you man woman i mean slow down slam on the brakes  meant your job is as it says on the tin a carer

jean “ok im sorry i got above my station is there anything i can help you with”?

me funny you s…[Read more]

i know i should edit the last bit  started etc but i honestly cba

its late innit,,,,,hey i got a question for youse lot?i know its a bit off topic

so ive got a carer shes about 50 odd,pops round on a wednesday bout tennishjean”you arite markie”

me “yeh sound as a mouse do you want a j or a beer or summatt?

 

jean”behave yourself im driving…[Read more]

sooo  are we outing names now  top stuff

ok then id like to nominate milky he came to blackpool and said to me

“alroit cose any banks here need robbing”

me “er i dont know tbh why dont you ask them?

milks,”oy will rob the feckers dry”

me,”woh hang on a minute nobwipe theres cctv all over the show.milks”no probs cosy man  sussed it…[Read more]

dunno bout the rest of them,,but i am  with my carer.

omg ive metarphorised into a guide

please  forgive me lads,

i realise what you are saying there doa,but can we  stick to the thread please,do not bite the hand that feeds you

did i tell you when i met kiwi ?

anyway  he was picking up his annual most boring ever chatter award

i was er

didnt say much as  well tbh so did the audience,we so partied hard went back to his oi ladies shut your eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

we rubbed a cupla lawnmowers together,then fell asleep bye oh bye his word by the f…

i like you h,bit like i see an old man walking his dog

h,”weathers a bit off”

me “just fck off with yer weather get on with it you old tart”sorry to be rude h mate but 2 things annoy me on chat

1,weather

2,recipes

anybody remember lesley gave us all name badges at at meet

im like what are these all about?

les,so ppl know who you are good idea yeh?

me “er not really no”

les “why”?

me “oh come on luv im not  parading about all night with a badge saying cosy    and what happens if i go to the toilet and some chancer  tries to bumm ne”…[Read more]

i havent told yous yet first person i  met i know her real name but cant remember  her  user name

oi LD pats chat was my old stamping ground and iknow who you mean.

id even accept thin ice back if he apologises to our nessie for his horrendous  needless attack on her but yanno

maybe he was having  a limpy frustrated moment who knows?

on saying that please ban mr q for ever,he attacked me when i cudnt reply

 

total and utter nobslap

id also like to add hi to all the readers who cant reply respect

i was there for 4 years i felt like nelson mandela or summat

i couldnt reply but i was seething reading utter bollox

so i know my compradres can,so any chance of if not a chat but board amnesty martin we cant let ukc have a monopoly

think about it,,cheers.

Gosh that’s so funny! I’ll probably laugh all day …….. and night.