Mr Fishy

That was a nice meet Kenty! There was another lady there too and for the life of me I can’t remember her name! She always wanted to ‘Make a difference’ and posted on Pats Chat a lot.
Just can’t think what her name was!

no way im having this doa stop trying to usurp my threads with your boring inane nonsense,we dont give a fck.

 

we want nay demand topical lively bouncy subjects to get our teeth into,no wonder the boards are dying with you aka captain pugwash at the helm

you self centered arrogant egotist,i hate you always have always will,anyway back on…[Read more]

dangling out of a train window you say

when was this the 1930s?

i know the names you say,but never met them,this thread may have legs,i be back in a bit with some stories

My lovely neighbours putting out my bins for me.

stop being so childish. weemo  tracys not that ugly even tho tracy reminds me of that clown from a film,forgot its name now

or find a very plumpy gf and  use her as a sleeping bag.

i just buy a new coat fleecy thing off the market fck the heating.

bridget ones diary

she doesnt need any more shes said enough  already.

beauty and the east

stunning lady sick of british mens antics goes seeking love in the orient.

So often on my local village Facebook pages people post about warning against scamming phone calls. I just don’t get it myself I would never answer a call that isn’t in my contact list.

Can I come too? I’ll order a take away!

no alan was hurt in this thread

lol hey a young lad asks his dad”why is my sister  called teresa?

dad”” ah well  your mum loves easter very much  and its an anagram”

young lad “ok cheers dad”

dad “np alan”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its ok i know where the door is.

my obese parrot died last night its  sad  but at least its a weight  off my shoulders..

just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds  they are flying off the shelves.

welif its any consolation to you ld

ive had the misfortune to see them both,but having to endure the masked singer (roomful of family) “ooh who is it etc”

ive ceased to question my  own exiistence.

I just watched the Squid thing the day before it was all over the news! Then I watched the Sausage party because my son told me to! I really don’t know how I feel I about both of them right now !

getting into this accident  thing me starring sarah lancashire brilliant actress

i like actors  who can do accents say jac k oconell is the best,but a wave to tom hardy

dislikes sean connery michal caine and sean bean

sean connery in that film about a russian submarine just fck off yeh whos the worst pathetic performance youse lot have seen in…[Read more]