Mr Fishy

well i want to do a thread,its about the like button,

but ive forgotten how to do it,i dont know wether im dazed confused or what

im sure i sort it out later

in the meantime while im sorting my head out

you dont mind be hitchin a ride on your thread do you bud?

piggybackin like

“me looking for a man on here are youhavinga laugh im just here to chat

pass  me the cough drops luv

or in your case the werthers originals

hi im a man looking for a bit fluff on the cheap theres nothing on here so i thought id try ukc

oh thats not counted sorry theres about 4 ex jcers that could be

you know who i mean

hi im a leeds fan with a fckd up personality disorder bit like leeds defence

hi i used to be one of them go gogirls in 1968 mini skirts and all that

but yanno time catches up with you

so all i do now is listen to  my team doomed to relegation and its only november

i wish i was you man

the uri geller of jc

yeh like you were that positive that budha was mizzy doa

pfft

you know it all you dont you?

tell you tomoz mate im bolloxed

yeh erm that reminds me of something

back int day as we  say oop north(well i dont thats more like them yorkshire folk)

you know lahk when t internet was all just fields

i discovered the joys of e mails

and i thought to myself theres gotta be a blag somewhere

so i emailed a  nice posh restaurant which id always fancied going to

and said we h…[Read more]

Maybe not just so full on ?   You obviously have a lot of time to kill but being in everyone’s face is like a turn off for most chatters.

Tone it down a bit would be my advice and not be quite so up people’s Aris.

You are obviously hyperactive and spend a lot of time in here but being over the top will loose you friends and influence!

Suggest you stop lying and acting like a prat then     

I had BIG plans for Easter boxes. Bought loads of Easter stuff for them from Poundland for decorations and frippery!

However, I simply ran out of energy and still need to perfect my piping skills with these bloody Russian nozzles!

What I did instead was make up little treat bags for the local children to find on an Easter Hunt they are…[Read more]

pernod cider and lime in a pint pot

Lord ole mercy its the champion sound of Dreadzone and their bouncing army Riiigghht !!!!

fck free deliverys they pay like the rest of em

i went to wembley  2 years ago to see my beloved manchester  city

i was proper munchied  up

i espied a pizza  van thing advertising  6 quid

im thinking  thats not a bad shout for london heres how it went

me yeh one of them mate plz

acne ridden======” one of wot  mate ”

me “one of dem pizza fings”

spotsville” there you go 6 quid…[Read more]