Mr Fishy

gobblegobble……GOBBLEGOBBLE

the linesman not sure tho

well if i get sacked off no biggy is it plenty more sites to bend  ppl minds  upif i did

never been on ,,yet

what are these dating sites like any good?

god if i went on one  no i wont but im a trained hypnotist id have em mooing like a cow “yeh come  round to mine luv i sort you out after match of the days finished

typical bloke me or am i hmmm

i  have to keep it   down in here low tones man

why?

i tell you why cos ive got the witches  of eastwick on my back

all three of them  bubbling  round a cauldron wassapping marty

oh  just ban  him martin purleaze love you  loads  xxx pfft

lol i will try but im not really funny im deadly serious

i do  its me thats paying not sure if my uni cred will stretch that far,,,aah well its only  money  hey ho

i like this thread why

why i heard  you say?

oh gawd dont get me started ffs

ok i will

do you  remember a song by stealers wheel

stuck in the middle with you?

well thats how i feel right now

not so much the  title etc , more like  ive got clowns to the left of me jokers to the r right…here i come

i got kenty grassing me up,i got lad…[Read more]

and gravy trace oh ps can you ask wotherface why she got me banned from chat ty

throw in a saveloy youre sorted

i can maybe  rustle up somebody for you bud

some rounddhere will  do owt for a bag of chips

you are tim vine and i claim my 5 pounds

oh dont be fooled by that one bud

my question a bout evolution is

if evolution is advancing that fast how come monkeys arent living  in caves by now

surely our primate friends should have sussed out by now caves are a better  alternative than sitting in a tree like a dick.

im arranging a jc meet at ma kellys im thinking june

anybody interested give us a nod

accom

well no shortage here is there i know a few hotel owners

,prizes   a raffle the winner gets to stay at mine for free unless youre on crack.

When i was at school i was always taught that science is fact. Its only later that you then get to appreciate that its only a theory. As science learns and gains more information about the subject the theory can then be superseded by a better theory.This then requires a rewrite of the science books. I don’t think religion is ever allowed the same…[Read more]

OH  linda i think youve been listening to kenty too much

with the old punching above your  weight routine.

I dedicate this to all those who cant get thier hair cut under this lock down

I would go to France and sit by my friends lake and watch the swallows diving down to sip the water (you seriously think one is going to nose dive and never come out but they always do)!  and the fish jumping up in the air, the herons trying to catch the fish at 6.30 in the morning , the lonely moorhen looking for a partner. The drake who attends…[Read more]