Mr Fishy

hi east midlands GAL here

ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe

i could out tog anybody  if i wanted to

but id rather  call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.

hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen  king

even tho im full off piss and wind

who can resist  my gorgeous  blue eyes

oh im another host hi

get this

went to a meet a bit back

had the munchies   bought some chips

anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling

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right youve had my time now fck off

jaysus wept  puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face

ffs ive left me chips on a car roof

barstard

hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church

anyway bbl  ive got a picnic to sort out

bloody hell with picnics and my fake  jewelry

i dont know wether im coming or going tbh

hii love everybody  i dont care  if i disrupt any topic

just thought id tell you i love you all xoxoxoxox

bbl just need to put my buns in the oven

xoxoxox

lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x

lol right whos next?

hi im a 70 year old  tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me  yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors

but only cos i want my rigging  fixed”

” hi  im 64  but still suffer from nosebleeds any advice”

hi im dreyfer

heres how it went (i know i said no namesbut yanno )

me ” oh hi drafes  ltns how you doingpal”dre yeh not bad musnt grumble you know

me “know what”?

dre “well its just my owner/master  hes ok hes a good guy but he can see im dying to go out and yet he still keeps frantically typing on his keyboard talking nonsense i just dont k…[Read more]

what best bits?

helen psst dont say nowt

hi people may know me by a female name  but im reallly a mexican bricklayer called pablo

didnt  know how to escape my adobe

so i thought oh iknow  just join jc

hopped over the wall and here i am hi

hi bit stoned at the mo

but ive got the biggest ears this side of the  mason dixon line

prince charles has fux on me

yeh hi im in a rock band got about a million  chicks man

i rehearse and do gigs every night

its a wonder with my heavy schedule i find the time  to type here 24/7hings

hi im a romanian refugee called stanislav

i enjoy  dre…[Read more]

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

My dearest Ge. The 545536775.5 feral cats have 3 of their own little cat houses.  Unfortunately they prefer INSIDE the gaff and I adore em so they’re welcome. This is a photo of Trevor. He ALWAYS gets in my case when I’m getting ready to come home. Another crying session for me!!!!

I suppose the place is rent-able but it’s not completed outside. Up those outside stairs, theres a flat roof terrace. I’ll put a photo up. The pergola is complete ( but of course I’ve made sheer curtains for it), and the outdoor fireplace needs render and tiles. Pizza oven to the right of fireplace to be started and a long timber table n benches…[Read more]

Love the cats rogue       

It’s where I disappear to in Tunisia. Its work I should add,  not holidaying! Short name!