P@sssordone

Well I’m not religious and I don’t eat chocolate but now I’ve just crapped my French knickers worrying I will get spit roasted.

Off to get some eggs, will bunny hop to the co op in the name of Jesus.

Who needs teeth anyway, who doesn’t love a cheeseburger smoothie?

Can’t get the bolts off the battery terminals in order to charge it.

Sarah = unhappy bunny

FILTH

Its tricky using a phone.

Lol

Hey I ain’t pushing no car dudes, I’d break a heel pfft.

Beautiful x

I will just hope the nuts are not too tight.

Whoopse

Whoopse

Funky

Weve both picked some winners then lol

Gosh

Oh I’ve called people far worse than that lol

Have a good Easter Moosey x

LOL

I usually just eat my gf’s eggs

Hugs is basically a nice kind person although he has ratted me out a couple of times which I did call him a little bitch for, but he’s mostly fair and has been very supportive to me in the past which I sincerely thank him for.

So I apologise hugs, I kinda just thought you were winding up the other chatters for a giggle and tbh I still think…[Read more]

Most of my exes would have just hidden behind me tbf

i usually like them weedy so I can squish them flat like a pancake.

The sound of a man struggling to breathe does it for me

Then as they’re recovering I can nick their wallet.

Humpy bumpy