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This wasn’t me 

It was Claire 05 !!!!

Last night she was going on about how “great” Italy were in forum 1. Then this wicked person with no sense of shame told me Denmark  would kick England’s azz 

I told her to put her azz on the line or shut up and admit I was an 11 in bed and England would beat Denmark and make it to Sun’s fi…[Read more]

Lol did have a few giggles at this. I was looking for when I’d get the pi55 taken but no joy 😞. I’ll keep an eye out though 🤣

You both hate me cos I’m 29 and 3/97

Did I tell you I sold the rights, pictures and video of my summer holiday  back in 2012 to the Isle of Wight to tv production company  for 5 million 

They cut out the sex….. drugs….nudity and turn it into a tv show called Love Island. 

I spose that’s another thing you hate me for…[Read more]

I only wish that was true 

Pull up beanbag Ge… let me tell you how I made me first million hun 

Years ago I got naked for anyone who asked for free.  In Asda, on back of a milk float and even on kam 

And then I throught……can I make money from this 

So I pop down Asda and got meself a few tarty clothes and sign…[Read more]

People do live on 16k in London and you can get a mortgage. 

I found a 1 bed flat in Woodgrange Road LONDON E7 for 72.5k

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/105598541#/

Even on 16k per year you can afford to buy that.

Oh God…………….

Even you cant be this thick 

OK…. lets say you are 

Earth to Draculina  Earth to Draculina   Earth to Draculina  

Message begins 

All houses are falling apart from the day you buy them…. take it from me… there always something that needs fixing.

High crime rates and no jobs wont bovver y…[Read more]

Yes I did… cheap housing under 70k 

Oh God did you look at the links 

You cant argue with the market !!!!!!

Hmm… your right and wrong at the same time 

And I’m going to show you why…..using me old mate and lover Cosy 

Cosy lives in Blackpool, works part time has a football steward and his main income come from government benefits. He close to 70 and got a credit score lower than the goals Ukraine score last night.

Sick of his mu…[Read more]

Hmmmm…… well that’s not really true nether

The better your credit score the low the interest rate.   Mortgage  lenders are always looking for ways to increase there profits.  If they can find anyway to increase interest’s rates for home buyers they will take it.  Its a business after all.

Hmmmm…. you need proof 

How about city living in sunny Hull for 70k?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106850771#/

Or London for the same price?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/105598541#/

I know you want to be by the seaside ….40k?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90358054#/

The myth of a property shortage i…[Read more]

Your up late……..did you pull a minger last nite after the game?  Was you really that drunk 

Hmmm…..

If you look on any property website you will find a good section of housing.   There no shortage of supply.  Unfortunately peoples trust in the housing market is so strong they borrow the maximum amount.   The twisted logic is they wont be there more that a few years and the more expensive housing will realize the biggest profit in the…[Read more]

Having fun are we?

Stop trying to get me to bite.  Its only a matter of time before budha gets another ban and makes a donation to Martin Reeds yacht fund. And tracy’s so poor she needs to flash her bits to get men to buy her accounts 

So carry on 

Not with the housing market, its what people can afford to borrow and the size of there deposits.  If you go on any mortgage calculator website its terrifying how much people can borrow with little or no deposit.  Whole life mortgages means they can borrow a lot more too.

OK, I’m going to take the key points from that and answer them one by one.

Kind of…. in the next few years more and more “baby boomers” will entre retirement homes or pass away.  Making up around 21% (14 million) of the UK population and mostly home owners, the UK receives a steady stream of housing coming on to the market.   In the end its…[Read more]