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My first witness somer do you plead Guilty or not guilty 

I heard COVID infection reduces sperm quality for up to three months

Me and cosy have been trying so hard for a babbbbby too 

Looks like I’d be ringing out somer socks for a while  

1st thing i do after the gym was to take them sweaty stinking socks off. Anyone whos done a hard shift at the gym knows you get sweaty socks.       

im not buying into that,soms was attacking the scots

wait till tartan babe sees this

Ena. Your stirring it 

Cosy I’m not a rich man after spending all my cash on Christmas presents for the one I love the most in whole wide world……ME 

And I do watch every penny  

I’m with somer on sweaty socks. They’re nasty and smell !!!

I have you know im talking about after the  gym or a run. Nothing worse.

for the uniniated sweaty socks is a derogatory rhyming slang for jjocks

well im not scottish but i might as well be  i live in blackpool  and theres that many here some ppl call it glasgow south,i honestly dont have a problem with them,generous warm  funny ppl yeh you get your odd nobslap,my next door neighbour is from  glasgow shes alright bit…[Read more]

and aldis all 19 p there used to be a guy on here used to  tell  us get down to lidls now 25 p for a kilo of carrots etc

i jjust shook my head me,spose its a bit like somebody posting im having fish cake and chips for my dinner.

The price of brussel sprouts.  I paid a pound for them last week and today there only 19p in Tesco’s !!

Potatoes are the same 

I feeeel sooooo cheated !!!

Normally he’d just fly in and handle this himself but its not possible with current events.

I didn’t chose the boat or handle the sale and the “expert” was a boat surveyor. He asked my advice and then send me around the boats with while face timing.    Its what friends do.

My role in this was arranging transport and export.  I have access to a h…[Read more]

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Why is he asking a multi millionaire plumber advice on Narrowboats? If he is going to spend that much money on one surely he would ask an expert?

Doa…if you want to brag….just do it…we know

Sweaty socks do my head in     

Online payments are doing me head in !!!!

Now I have to log into my bank account online if I want to use my debit card online 

Its a fucking joke !!!!

The other day i was at work and i was feeling a tad sorry for myself .Covid fatigued loss of my little pub job again .Then i met  man that had extensive surgery to his neck and face which made him look  grotesque unable to talk properly swallow food and only speak with impairment .He lost his wife to covid  6 months ago .The only bonus he told me…[Read more]

You know little about middle aged men. Our wife’s and kids have left much like your looks.  Without paying out for leaches, its play time 

Why does Somer think I’m male all the time? Linda follows Somer like a puppy dog 😂💕