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I dae ken fit a Glasgow kiss is I heard you haven’t brushed yer teef  since 1964 hahaha

Tracy u what we call here, TRASH. So stick it up urs! GOBBLE GOBBLE FRUIT CAKE..

We’ve got enough American shit here as it is

so keep it in America
Is milk maid still in prison?

Hmmm…. that’s an interesting question  

I decided the time was right to give up my lazer and upgrade to a bigger boat.

I loved sailing the lazer but as you get older you want those tiny little things like a toilet, cooker and place to nap.  After down sizing my home I throught wh…[Read more]

not lately as his Dr stopped his free Viagra hahaha

Hey fishy…have you ever been up shit creek ?

dont bother just give me a glasgow kiss then  smother  me in your finest blankets         getting a bit nippy now innit,

jolly roger do u want a punch 

one edit because I said headbutt instead of punch hahaha

Seen as Somer failed to answer his thoughts on the Scottish the Welsh and the french

Maybe we should ask him about his thoughts about homosexuals folks 

your a shang a lang you auld bint

Shang-a-lang bay city rollers and jolly Roger my hair is brunette you cheeky cnut!😁

i knile show this seems  stupid but yanno

id like to ask tartan babes whats her favourite song when shes dancing front of her mirror combing the last strands of her  grey hair

Well right its name on its azz and I’ll still shag it 

I don’t have to join fat fighters to lose weight 

Then again…I’m not an old gossip 

Hello folks! I got my eye brows waxed yesterday do you ladies get them waxed or threaded ?

evening folks looks like this guy follows me around like a bad smell

we all know what we call them dont we folks 

Well lets put the cat amongst the Pidgeon’s here.

When you 1st turned up (again) you told everyone in F1 you “new” and a fwend told you about this place but would say who the fwend was.

Now your asking H do you remember you from F3.

To be a good liar you need a good memory and you dont have one 

But its not Scottish,Hasn’t got a tvvat,Is tvvat,Got a c0ck,And is a fooking c0ck