Artful Dodger

Hit her with the restaurant bill was funny……..that really happen Sarah?

What do you mean by impact ruthless?

That is true orson that it’s a riddle but jokes and riddles can be entwined. Technically, it’s a joke in the form of a riddle. The difference between riddles and jokes is that riddles in their purest sense don’t involve humor…they are just designed to stimulate the thinking process to find the answer that is looked for.

The riddle in question…[Read more]

To be honest…Monk was awesome! not about him particularly but the way the series started , went on and finished. Sheer professionalism with dignity and humor. And the guy who played him is the sort of guy you just want to meet in real life in my opinion. Let’s really hope they don’t wreck it with a new series…please no just let it go…gracefully

Ross Kemp from East Enders…i just thought…is he related to Martin and Gary Kemp from Spandau Ballet? LOL

To be honest………one can think what one likes but i am sure women have a right to say who touches them or not under any circumstance.

Kosheen is class……out of my way i’m running….lol…best version i’ve ever heard is on a CD i’ve got(Clubland extreme Hardcore 7. It’s a short version but is mixed in with Shine on and This Is How We roll. Awesome mix!

Who actually coined the phrase..you have my stapler? office thing? I always took my own supplies into work when i worked directly in offices. after all, relying on company equipment leads to many questions like…why haven’t i got a stapler?who’s borrowed my stapler? i need my stapler so i bought all my own office stuff. In fact, within a month,…[Read more]

Feargal Sharkey agrees with you Sarah……..he sang….i bet you never listen to your father. Great song, great artist.

LOL@flogging a dead horse

Interesting fact here Orson…….my jokes are old…actually that’s not the interesting part……lol………..Here is the apparently oldest recorded British joke by an Anglo Saxon….Hope you got enough ribs left to handle it….LOL…any way…..

What hangs on the thigh and pokes the hole that has been poked before?

Answer: a…[Read more]

Some times…..when your at the end of your tether, it’s time to experience a different type of weather. We’re all under the actual weather geographical speaking………question is…..does one need to ask or is one just allowed…to hold a brolly under some one else’s cloud?

Tests are normally only as good as those who set them. At the end of the day….a human set Menza(s) test.And the followers through the generations set the later tests. I have known many Menza(s) members over the years who boasted about their level of brightness but couldn’t work a 3 setting micro-wave or even work out how to make a washing…[Read more]

Good to hear Claire is in quiz room. Keep it up girl.

My cosmetic saloon friend caught me the other day………she said….we’re using a new brand of shampoo called Mattress…….i said ……mattress! that’s a weird name for a shampoo. She sad yeah…it puts a lot of bounce in your hair. LMAO

Never wear  Doc Marts to school…by the time you got them off for P.E it was time to put them on again…LOL

Ain’t Doc Martin that grumpy Dr on T.V? LOL

LOL@paigey