Artful Dodger

I knew a guy who said his wife was going to the Caribbean…..I said…Jamaica? He said …no…she wanted to go there of her own free will.

I bought some taser flowers the other day………..they are quite stunning. LOL

I caught a sniper turned burglar the other day……he was rifling through my belongings. LOLOL

Looking forward to cycling to Bristol, Gloucester , Bath and within the vicinity in September.

Ok……checking a few things today. Basically….. the weight i’m carrying.  I got a great back pack but that doesn’t mean i want to fill it to the brim. The bike tools and clothes are most important as i can find food and drink on the way. Having said that…i will be taking a fair few Londis flapjacks with me to get me going….LOL Great thing…[Read more]

Sicily is Italy by the way……I’m cycling South west Uk.

Well all things need to be updated linda. Watch this post. Post lol

If Switzerland has no or nearly no gun incidents…….why do they need guns in the first place? I’ll tell you what i think…….it’s because Switzerland have always been a neutral country as regards warfare and guns. The only reason Switzerland(apparently has an army) is because of invasion threats. But lets face it……when you are as peaceful…[Read more]

Forgive me for side tracking somer but who’s the statue in the corner….Aphrodite, Artemis, Persephone? I was always into Greek mythology so she could well be Roman.

Thing is……to plants, vegetables and fruits….summer is always summer. They know when they want to come up and ripen etc. A lot depends on where your items are situated sun wise, and of course, watering is very important. I find personally……..that to be a good gardener, flower grower, fruit grower etc, one has to nurture one’s…[Read more]

Cornwall is much more interesting linda. Devon has it’s own beauty of course.

We’re talking guns here drac….not cars……cars aren’t to blame when some one gets run over….normally the driver….as in guns…….normally the owner that pulls the trigger…how ever, guns are only used for one purpose…to shoot…as i said….if no one had guns…….no one would be able to shoot any one!

Cars have one valid…[Read more]

Ok…..making some final bike adjustments today. Decided on my wheels which means i will have to change the brake blocks to carbon ones. I’m off Wednesday and should be back Sunday or Monday. And the seat is very important as .i’ve had a problem finding the right incline and balance for it but to be honest…what you got when you set off is what…[Read more]

I can look after my self linda thanks……..i have a back pack, a recently serviced bike and enough money to survive. I’ll be back after Bank Holiday Monday. I got 3 cameras so this is going to be good. Apart from putting people down and taking the piss…..i have yet to see where orson stars in this movie?

Actually, i’m going 500 miles and Devon will be on the way home……my aim is to reach the furthest point in Cornwall and back……..i won’t actually touch Devon til three quarters of the way back.

Why do you say that the person who should have watered them didn’t do a good job somer?

Welcome to the hive mario…LOL

thought you were coming to England in November linda?

Frankly………i don’t believe any of this crap about miz. Ok, we’ve all made mistakes in the past. But the past stays firmly in the past. I’ve seen the pic of miz legs and i told her she had lovely legs. It’s true that we all have to be careful what pics we put out on the internet but i assure you all……..miz is a wonderful girl in all…[Read more]