budha

never trust a crackhead👍

what would you do kent.?

never trust a blind pilot…👍

any jcer’s in specific terms i should watch out for bella brusco…?

wb x

how much did you lose this time somer

vanished😋🥕

jols i have just had that cry baby limpy on the dog n bone😁 begging and pleading🥳 to borrow him a tenna😋🥕what do you think😁👍🍷

well let me tell you i am feeling rather smug

some have it😁

And some do not🍷

😁👍😋🥕🥳

a true romantic you tree

we love you too sassey

me linda.?

Oh…and take jols on the lash

make sure my family complete their bucket list👍

come on down the price is right …blankety blank💥💥💥….higher or lower …3,2 1…it’ssss nice to see you to see you nice…you will like this not a lot…but you will like it…an E please bob…ask the audience…it’sss a bulls eye…dusty bin…anyway biab…….seeya soon big bri is kicking right off in the kebab shop…[Read more]

one has to wonder if the yellow road of texas…leads us to the wizard of oz….🥳 i met john boy walton…goodnight👍the birds are singing…the tiger woods thing will drive like a skoda…not much of a mechanic me😋🥕popped😁

driving miss daisy…😋🥕formula 2….only like the playstation…[Read more]

famous celebs and where they are now….did you know lez battersby is on Universal Credit and plays a mouth organ for beer tokens

i know you will not believe me…..BUT…..me and Samantha Fox…got it on….in a jacuzzi in the late 80’s after an all night rave

jols…my boiler has blew up thing is i own my house👍….BUT….i am insured😁…so i rang them to say ” look i need to make a claim for a new boiler ” then they go silent for a few seconds…..then i hear just need to pop you on hold until i grab my book of Get Out Clauses…..then i sat listening to shaken stevens….behind the green…[Read more]

restitution

yes linda is right….what happens if you have had a skin full😋🥕🍷 then you start walking up the stairs….oh i will just steady myself on this railing……..ooops none there….head over heels….weee dooooosh💥🤪

hurry up jols….big bri is getting us pizza n kebabs👍