budha

big bri has booked us 3 rooms at the church barn hotel…free wi fi too😋🥕 oh and he us paying👍🍷😁 they do a free fry up as well…happy days

bri has borrowed 3 grifters😁 so we can get there and back without being seen🥳

can’t wait to see old *****’s mush when we crop up

do keep this to yourself though laddo….the eyes that…[Read more]

well i went to Blackpool to see chubby brown…anyways i stayed at the cliffs hotel….just so happens he was staying there too….well i popped on my best underwear and seduced the *** ******d….😋🥕

oh and when peter kay stayed at the guest house down the road….he never stopped all night…been walking like john wayne ever…[Read more]

you know that gated area jols lad👍well columbo next door is on a witness protection scheme…so big bri started chatting the security woman up…turns out columbo is a guy big bri’s mate wants a word with….so when he gets a slap….so will that other cry baby😋🥕

if anyone asks just say we were chatting about a documentary about organic…[Read more]

do you own 100% of the property….or does the tunisian government own 51% including the land your property is built on long name….?

how does all that side of owning a property in tunisia work out..?

knock knock😁

who is it

the police

scarper’s out the attic window along the roof….down the lamp post…..straight into the pub😋🥕🍷

see if you can guess who ***** *** is right jols👍

cleared to land,  me,  jols and ***** *** were all going on holiday on cleared’s aeroplane right….🥳 all of a sudden the aeroplane malfunctions and is going to crash right…..and with only 3 parachutes right😁….and well with you being in charge jols…you give cleared the first p…[Read more]

here i have one for you jols😋🥕….see if you can work out who this is👍

hello

goodbye

🥳

hiya i was dragged up in a posh area….BUT….i still wear kappa tracksuits….and my footy boots packing shelves in Lidl lol

oh and who is this😁

hello can i speak to ***** on the other side of the phone….yes can i take your order…..me again😋🥕 who is this and what are you doing ringing me in the bath….person on phone…hello..hello can i take your order…me again ….why would you want to take orders from me…fella on phone…..well this is the pizza shop..so…[Read more]

who is this lol😋🥕

ohhh ahhh more more…ohh ahhh….ohhh ahhhh ohhh that is fantastic ….ohh ahhh that is amazing….oh yes…eeee really….ohhh ahhh more…more….and plenty of chilli😁👍

me in the kebab shop drunk last night🥳

jols take the best bits out of all of them😋🥕

And treat Yourself😁👍

inconspicuous

wb draculina x x how are you keeping ..?

was megan paid to corrupt harry in the bedroom…having him cut off from monarchy funds in 2020….to silence him or not be able to fight a legal battle if he tells the truth about the monarchy and his mum….Diana

In 2004….The King of Spain………..married Letiza Ortiz a TV news journalist….Felipe VI….the Queen consort…Queen Letiza…their children Leonor..Princess of Asturias and infanta…..Sophia of Spain…..

Well it looks like…..Felipe could be on megan’s path of life….as all she wants is royal children…some fun…and a big payout….

megan is defiant…she has brain washed harry in the bedroom…soon you will see harry on the vegas strip begging for spare change….once she moves on to messi

well he can join in😁👍

long names charm,  charisma and wit has them kitten…oops i mean smitten😋🥕

over to you x