callmepuds

Cream.

Story about how to make Single,Double,whipping and clotted Cream.

The Lair Witch Project.

Story of a town trying to get rid of a witch from her home.

Andyman.

Andy goes into the sweet making business.

End It Like Beckham.

True story of David Beckham trying to get out his marriage.

Inky Boots.

Story of a cobbler trying to bring his own designs to life.

The Ting.

Story of how to make the perfect  Gin And Ting.

(also Ting goes well with Vodka)

Footlose.

Story of a dancer who loses a foot in a car crash and can never dancer again.

Backdaft.

Story of fireman playing practical jokes on each other.

“Neunundneunzig luft balloons” 🎶

Ah not the thread I was expecting 😂

Bill And Teds Bogs Journey.

The story of Bill and Ted needing a toilet.

City Lickers.

Story of a woman working in the sex industry.

Marley And E.

The story of Marley who fooks up when off his face on Ecstasy.

People Just Do Nothing:Bi In Japan.
Story about a cricketer who goes to Japan to play cricket and ends up batting for both sides.

Shame we couldn’t get hold of Morgs mummy for being a prick with ears.😂

The Dark Night

Local billionaire procures an app to find the safest route home from dodgy areas in cities at night and if needs be automatically contact emergency services if you get mugged.

GoodFella

An Italian immigrant in Brooklyn NY is beloved by his neighbours and makes good on his restaurant business. Sees his children go to college.

Firetarter.

Story of a very hot tart.

The Neverendingtory.

Story of a New Zealand’s man love for the Blue Party.

No Kiwis were hurt in this thread

Natch.

The story of Taunton’s best ever cider

Missing In Acton.

Man goes missing on way to the local shop.