callmepuds

Long time ago there was a film called Scum.

Been looking but for the life of me cant see a film or new story in it 

Peed

Story of a drunk man who hits people with traffic cones.    

The Magnificent Seve.

Film where Severiano Ballesteros is cloned many times in order for Europe to win the Ryder Cup.

Planes Rains And Automobiles

Story about holidaying in the uk 

Wonda Hips Wall Street.

Story of a woman with legs up to her neck.

The Boy In Triped Pyjamas.

Story of a boy who sleepwalks.

Pink sings. Just Give Me A Raisin Just A Little Bits Enough.

Bon Jovi sing. It Doesn’t Make A Difference if We’re Naked Or Not. 

Lap Shot.

No its not a porno!!! Its about the new craze of drinking shots from someones lap 

Di Hard.

Story of a Welshman and his sheep 

Lash Of The Titans.

Story of a man who likes to visit Miss Whiplash for a bit of BDSM 

Odyssey sing.” Navy Blue Porker”

Bowie sings “This Is Not Ham Erica”

Cream.

Story about how to make Single,Double,whipping and clotted Cream.

The Lair Witch Project.

Story of a town trying to get rid of a witch from her home.

Andyman.

Andy goes into the sweet making business.

End It Like Beckham.

True story of David Beckham trying to get out his marriage.

Inky Boots.

Story of a cobbler trying to bring his own designs to life.

The Ting.

Story of how to make the perfect  Gin And Ting.

(also Ting goes well with Vodka)