callmepuds

City Lickers.

Story of a woman working in the sex industry.

Marley And E.

The story of Marley who fooks up when off his face on Ecstasy.

People Just Do Nothing:Bi In Japan.
Story about a cricketer who goes to Japan to play cricket and ends up batting for both sides.

Shame we couldn’t get hold of Morgs mummy for being a prick with ears.😂

The Dark Night

Local billionaire procures an app to find the safest route home from dodgy areas in cities at night and if needs be automatically contact emergency services if you get mugged.

GoodFella

An Italian immigrant in Brooklyn NY is beloved by his neighbours and makes good on his restaurant business. Sees his children go to college.

Firetarter.

Story of a very hot tart.

The Neverendingtory.

Story of a New Zealand’s man love for the Blue Party.

No Kiwis were hurt in this thread

Natch.

The story of Taunton’s best ever cider

Missing In Acton.

Man goes missing on way to the local shop.

The Able Guy.

Man knows how to keep the ladies happy

The Martin.

Martin buys a house and becomes a House Martin.

Casper The Friendly Host.

True story about the friendliest inn keeper in the uk.

Round Hog Day.

A farmer fattens his prize pig to win the xmas show.

Battle Of The Exes.

The story of 1 woman,Whos ex boyfriends are fighting over her.

Hooter.

Story of a girl wanting to become a Hooters Gal.

Eater Rabbit.

The best 25 ways to cook Rabbit 

Caddyhack.

A golf caddy learns how to hack players bank accounts.

Porks

Story of a pig farmer.

Must admit Porky’s was soooooo funny in its day 

Got that a tad wrong.Should read.

Honey I blow Up the Id.

Story of a dyslexic Chelsea head hunter after bombing White Hart Lane