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The Able Guy.

Man knows how to keep the ladies happy

The Martin.

Martin buys a house and becomes a House Martin.

Casper The Friendly Host.

True story about the friendliest inn keeper in the uk.

Round Hog Day.

A farmer fattens his prize pig to win the xmas show.

Battle Of The Exes.

The story of 1 woman,Whos ex boyfriends are fighting over her.

Hooter.

Story of a girl wanting to become a Hooters Gal.

Eater Rabbit.

The best 25 ways to cook Rabbit 

Caddyhack.

A golf caddy learns how to hack players bank accounts.

Porks

Story of a pig farmer.

Must admit Porky’s was soooooo funny in its day 

Got that a tad wrong.Should read.

Honey I blow Up the Id.

Story of a dyslexic Chelsea head hunter after bombing White Hart Lane

Honey I Blow Up The Id.

Story of a Chelsea head hunter after bombing White Hart Lane 

Confessions Of A diving Instructor.

Confessions Of A Window Leaner.
Man makes up life story’s as he leans against Windows.

Come Lay With Me.
Film about the work of a lay preacher.

Dee Throat.

A girl called Dee catch’s a throat infection and can’t speak 😂🤣😂

American Pie And Camp.

The Village people make a film about how to look,dress,sing,dance like them.

All together now Y.M.C.A.

Magic Ike.

Ike Turner becomes a stripper to win Tina Turner’s love back.

Seven Rides For Seven Brothers.

Seven brothers go to the funfair.

The Sum Of All Ears.

Man works out the cost of an operation to make his ears smaller.

Now White.

The Michael Jackson Story.