callmepuds

What an utter complete pair of fuckturds WeeMorg are.
Everyone in chat knows I’m not married and never will again.
Suck it up buttercups 🤣🥱🤭

Just goes to show that i only need to fart and WeeMorg show their ugly mugs. Beats having to  to get the pair of 💩’s attention 

Happy Easter to all. Been in work all morning and again tomorrow. Dont eat to much chocolate.

Remember moment on the lips, Lifetime on the hips 

yes water is very dangerous and powerful one wrong move and you are toast

Me to DD. Fucking work gets on ya nerves. How rude of it 

Most wouldn’t piss on her even if she was on fire 👌😎🤣

Yep i say so. Morg And Weemo your now man and wife.   OMG  bold ginger nuts come to mind. 

Linda Linda Linda, Everyone knows the WeeMorg talks with nuptials in their mouths 😂😂

Ignore Tartanbabe C.A.W. Or as we call them WeeMorg. They are a pair of Trumps. Or as we say in the UK a pair of FARTS. 😂🤣😂

And you just had to comment 

And I’m still waiting for that knock on the door to be arrested 😂

And please start your posts with a capital letter numbnuts, now that’s being juvenile 

Was going to put up AC/DC’s Dirty deeds

Hung like a horse Fishy and not a fooking Seahorse 😂

Yes Rab.More bollox from you.You really do have bollox breath.

I see Rab C Nesbitt is still talking utter bollox.

Anyone seen a good looking jock female yet? 

Fook me Cosy can you make it any easier?

From the album Out Of The Blue……

Track 19 The Quick And The Daft.

Cause thers no lyrics